Jennifer Aniston must have one helluva unique coochie, I can’t imagine why else so many people would be interested in what goes in it. Today the UK Express has revealed that Jen has a male friend who, presumably, is in possession of a penis. And since penises sometimes go inside of vaginas, and Jen has a GOLDEN VAGINA or something equally spectacular, the only logical conclusion is that Jen’s penis-having friend, director Will Speck, must be the lucky winner of her elusive and exclusive solid gold poon. Will was the co-director of Blades of Glory as well as The Switch which starred Jennifer and Jason Bateman. Jen and Will were seen vacationing together in Mexico over New Year’s so you know what that means (it means Jen really loves vacationing in Mexico).
UK Express reports:
Jennifer Aniston, 50, rang in the New Year in Tulum, Mexico, where she basked in the scorching rays in a black bikini. The 50-year-old was joined by director, Will Speck, 49, for the break away, it’s unknown whether any other friends were with them.
Just Friends? Jennifer Aniston, 50, looks incredible in a black bikini as she holidays with director Will Speck, 49, in Mexico ahead of the Golden Globes pic.twitter.com/6EQFf8hdvd
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As cozy and intimate a portrait as these pictures paint, People says that Jen and Will were actually vacationing together as a group with Jen’s regular New Year’s crew which includes Jason, Jimmy Kimmel, and their wives.
The close pals celebrated the New Year in Cancun together, PEOPLE confirms. The trio was also accompanied by Kimmel’s wife Molly McNearney and Bateman’s wife Amanda Anka, who are also close with The Morning Show star.
“They enjoyed a sit-down dinner and then also celebrated on the beach,” a source tells PEOPLE.
The group also celebrated together last year in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, though it was much colder than their beach getaway this year.
After a pretty deep dive of Will’s Instagram, I’m pretty well convinced that Jen’s not his type. However, UK Express is determined to make Willifer happen.
Back in October, Jennifer was pictured giving Will a hug goodbye after having a meal out with friends.
At the time, a source told Women’s Day: “Jennifer and Will have a very special connection and he’s definitely a candidate to be more than just a friend at this point.
A hug? After dinner with friends?! She must be pregnant!