Category: Chuckie Trips
Prince Harry Paid Tribute To THE QUEEN In A Statement After Reuniting With Prince William For A Walkaround Outside Of Windsor Castle
Today, as the world’s most famous gran, THE QUEEN, is prepared to be laid to rest, her immediate family continue to be stiff weirdos about the whole thing so don’t expect any of them to make a scene (on purpose). All “scenes” have been carefully orchestrated and painstakingly choreographed from the costumes to the statements all the way down to the body language of THE QUEEN’s grandsons, the heir and the spare, Prince William and Prince Harry. Over the weekend, the two princes put the Spin in the Spin Doctors when they appeared side-by-side for the first time in public since Harry and his wife Meghan Markle stopped attending family functions due to security concerns, which is understandable if you are in the mafia, even a very genteel one.
Kanye West Momentarily Released “All Grudges” In Honor Of THE QUEEN’s Passing
It’s obvious that THE QUEEN’s death has had a huge impact on the world in several different ways. But no one, except perhaps her immediate family, was more affected by the loss than Kanye West who used the occasion to reflect upon the preciousness of life, which moved him to suspend his feuds with Pete Davidson, Kid Cudi, and Senior VP/GM of Adidas Daniel Cherry, albeit temporarily, presumably because it’s what THE QUEEN would have wanted. Either that or Kanye’s as confused about the line of succession as he is about the American electoral system and he thinks that if he kisses a little Royal ass and can keep it cute on Instagram long enough for Old King Chucky Trips to meet the great Monarch-maker in the sky, he can slip in there ahead of Prince William and become king of England just so he can redesign Buckingham Palace and all of the Royal regalias in his signature neutral-toned, minimalist aesthetic.
Operation London Bridge Was Replaced By Operation Unicorn Upon THE QUEEN’s Death In Scotland
I saw Jason Lee was trending on Twitter and said to myself, oh no, here we go again. But this time the news that THE QUEEN has died came right from the horse’s mouth as per Operation London Bridge, the code name for the official protocol to be undertaken upon Queen Elizabeth II’s death. Only, according to People, I should probably say the news came straight from the unicorn’s mouth because since she died in Scotland at her Balmoral Estate, the correct code name for what is going down right now is Operation Unicorn, and I think that’s neat. We know Liz loved dogs and horses more than most people so it’s a little magical that she passed at Balmoral surrounded by green hills and critters of all kinds. And yes, maybe even unicorns. Balmoral could be teeming with so-called “mythical” creatures for all we know. What else have these monarchs been hiding from us plebes for all these centuries?!?