Category: Chet Hanks
Tom Hanks And Rita Wilson Are Feeling Better… Although, She’s Rapping Now
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson are doing better after revealing they had coronavirus two weeks ago. Since telling us that they both have corona, they’ve been giving us updates on their condition, and so have their sons. Well, Tom wants us to know that they’re doing great and we should stay inside. And while Tom says that they’re feeling better, it seems like Rita still has a fever, which is the only explanation for her rapping.
Chet Hanks Says His Parents, Tom Hanks And Rita Wilson, Are Out Of The Hospital
This is an important announcement from Chester M. Hanks regarding his parents Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, who are both actors in Hollywood. Chet’s parents tested positive for COVID-19 while in Australia and were hospitalized for 14 days in isolation. Chet has news to offer about his parent’s condition, which he shared in an Instagram video. First, the good news. Tom and Rita are feeling better and have been discharged from the hospital. They have moved into self-quarantine in their temporary home in Australia (where Tom is filming Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis biopic). Now for the bad news. Somehow Chet has gotten a hold of a shirt AND a jacket and made his video announcement fully clothed while looking like he sells loosies on the street corner for $0.25.
Tom Hanks’ Sons Speak Out About Him Getting Coronavirus, And Australia Says They Didn’t Catch It There
By now if you have two working ears, or eyes, or even a sense of smell you’ve probably found out that Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson have contracted coronavirus and are in isolation in Australia, where he was filming Baz Luhrmann’s Elvis biopic. Tom made the announcement on social media and the rest of the family has now followed suit. Rita posted some stuff herself, as did Colin Hanks, and Chet Hanks. And you know what? Chet’s surprisingly did not come with a patois accent.
Chet Hanks Has Had A Revelation
At the advanced age of 29, Chester M. Hanks, perhaps better known as reggaeton superstar Chet Haze, has just had a revelation. It has been 2 whole years since Chet’s last revelation which found him apologizing for using the n-word and blaming it on drugs and “trolling” for attention. He now understands that was “the ultimate cornball thing” to do. Chet’s most recent revelation is that racism exists. He learned this the hard way, when his repeated insistence on speaking in some sort of Caribbean patois was met with requests that he not. Over the past few days, Chet has been going through “an intense period of self reflection”, and has been sharing his thoughts in a series of Instagram posts titled Chet Chat: Vol I-VII. Folks, let me tell you, it’s been a journey. But he’s come out the other end with no shirt on, a blue tongue and an understanding as to how he went from being “like the guy who like got invited to the cookout” to being “the poster child for white privilege,” when all along he was just trying to live his most authentic self.
Chet Hanks Responded To The Responses He Got For Speaking Jamaican Patois
Chet “Haze” Hanks has all the swagger of that “You Know I Had To Do It To Em” meme come to life. And at the 2020 Golden Globes, Tom Hanks‘ failson Chester decided to show us how he’s grown so far from arguing about his right to use the N-word by speaking in a Jamaican patois accent. I have no idea why, there aren’t any Jamaicans in the Hollywood Foreign Press. I don’t know anyone in the HFP but I already know that fact. Well he’s back to, I guess, explain or defend it? Lord knows. Or as Chet would say: “Lawd nose!”