Category: Broke

Armie Hammer Is Really Selling Timeshares In The Cayman Islands And Is Doing It To Support His Family

July 14, 2022 / Posted by:

So I guess that Armie Hammer‘s super wealthy family has some pretty messed up value system because while they reportedly have a history of Murder, Thievery, Lies, and Sex Parties, it seems that the thing that gets you cut off from the family money is being called out publicly. Armie lost it all after Hollywood blackballed him when women came forward with abuse allegations and tales of his cannibal fantasies. That led to Armie being investigated by the LAPD for rape allegations, but he was ultimately never charged. Now Armie is officially working in the Cayman Islands as a timeshare salesman and it’s reportedly because he’s broke, which we’ve heard before.  But wow, he spent all that Death on the Nile money already?!

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R. Kelly Is Broke And Trying To Sell His Music Catalog But No One Wants It

August 26, 2021 / Posted by:

Despite not having released new music since 2018’s “I Admit, Robert Sylvester Kelly is staying booked (by the feds), busy (in court), and blessed (by Satan). He’s currently standing trial in New York on charges which include “bribery, kidnapping, forced labor, producing child pornography and knowingly infecting some victims with a sexually transmitted disease.” He’s also facing additional charges in Minnesota and Illinois. And people called James Brown the hardest working man in show business! Pfft. The only problem is that Robert’s current gig as a professional defendant does not pay the bills. In fact, it incurs them. So, according to Billboard, Robert is trying to unload his catalog. The only problem is nobody seems to want anything to do with this radioactive pile of shit. Or its music!

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R. Kelly’s Bank Account Has Reportedly Hit Negative

April 14, 2019 / Posted by:

This is not a photo of R. Kelly illustrating on two fingers the number of dollars he has left to his name, because he can only dream of holding that much wealth in his back pocket. R. Kelly’s financial situation is as broke as his morals and he’s reportedly got a balance of negative $13 in his bank account. Yep, lucky negative thirteen. It’s a beautiful poetic justice when vengeance is served fast and right where it hurts the most. In this case not the balls but the bank account. I think we’d all have settled for balls, but bank account will do if a swifty to the nuts isn’t possible.

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Charlie Sheen Reportedly Owes Nearly $5 Million In Unpaid Taxes

May 1, 2018 / Posted by:

Charlie Sheen’s hand gesture can be read in so many ways. Like an “ok” sign, as in “my current tax situation is the opposite of this,” or the number three, as in the number of IRS agents who call his house on any given day demanding to know where Uncle Sam’s money is. Either way, Charlie Sheen is on the IRS’ shit list.

According to The Blast, Charlie owes $4,967,376.41 in taxes from 2015. That wasn’t such a great year for Charlie; 2015 was also the year Charlie disclosed his status as HIV-positive. What kind of work was Charlie doing to rack up almost $5 million, which I bet is mostly interest and fines, in taxes? Anger Management ran from 2012-2014, and his 9/11 movie didn’t come out and bomb in theaters until 2017. Maybe all that money is what he owes on his Two and a Half Men residuals from the reruns that air all the time.

As for how or if Charlie is going to pay, I suppose he could use some of the money he’ll get if his $10 million Beverly Hills mansion ever sells.

All I know for sure is that Tori Spelling is probably smiling bigger than the average dental bus bench ad, because Charlie Sheen’s tax woes are nowhere close to hers. She only owed a couple hundred thousands dollars. Honestly, she should keep this information in her back pocket for the next time the IRS calls. “Okay yes I owe you tons of money, but if you think about it this way, I’m basically 1/8th of a Charlie Sheen, so….

Pic: Wenn.com

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Mary J. Blige Says Working On “Mudbound” Cost Her Money

February 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Mary J. Blige is going to the Oscars on Sunday with not one, but two nominations. She’s nominated for Best Supporting Actress for her role in Mudbound, as well as Best Original Song for “Mighty River” (also for Mudbound). Sadly, being known as Two-time Academy Award-nominee Mary J. Blige is not an honor that has put much money in her pockets. According to divorce documents filed by Mary J. Blige and obtained by The Blast, her work on Moudbound ended up costing her money.

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