Cameron Diaz has been out of the game for a while now. In fact her last movie was way back in 2014–her last credit seems to be the reboot of Annie… Which is like, what a way to go out, eh, Cameron?
Well, she’s back, but not in any kind of acting capacity–she’s back in an interview capacity. She talked to InStyle about how she is no longer acting and loves not having to talk to people anymore about acting and can focus on all the other stuff in her life. But that stuff is a secret so she’s telling InStyle how she can’t tell them about it. Get it? But she did tease us, if you think “tease” means ‘basically telling you’–as Cameron let us know that she’s got her eye on the “wellness” market and is thinking of tearing a page out of her pal Gwyneth Paltrow‘s very organized, overpriced book. Is there a Cameron Diaz Goop on the horizon? Probably.
Cameron did another of her comebacks in interview form when she talked to InStyle for their anniversary issue:
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“I started [experiencing fame] when I was 22, so 25 years ago—that’s a long time. The way I look at it is that I’ve given more than half of my life to the public. I feel it’s OK for me to take time for myself now to reorganize and choose how I want to come [back] into the world. If I decide to,” @CameronDiaz says in our September issue. “You know, I think the 40s are the best decade. You just get to be real with yourself, and you can also make necessary changes because you have the experience of looking back on four decades. You get to let go of giving a shit about anything. It’s such a relief.” More on returning to the spotlight on her own terms at the link in bio. #InStyle25 | Photographed by @camillaarmbrust; Styled by @rebeccarams
She talked about how she’s been there, done that with the whole acting thing. She’s just been doing her thing being married to Benji Madden and living her life. She’s lucky, since she was one of those incredible young ingenues who blew the fuck up early in her career:
“I started [experiencing fame] when I was 22, so 25 years ago—that’s a long time. The way I look at it is that I’ve given more than half of my life to the public. I feel it’s OK for me to take time for myself now to reorganize and choose how I want to come [back] into the world. If I decide to. I don’t miss performing. Right now I’m looking at the landscape of wellness and all that. But whatever I do, it has to be something I’m passionate about—something that just feels effortless.”
I don’t know, I think it takes a lot of effort to be as goddamn uptight and pretentious as Gwyneth “Invented Yoga And Menopause”
Paltrow. Cameron says she’s been enjoying being just a rich and fabulous person rather than a rich and famous person:
“It’s fun to just not have anybody know what I’m up to. Because my time is all mine. I’m not selling any films, and because I’m not selling anything, I don’t have to give anybody anything. I’m not doing this anymore. I’m living my life.”
But Cameron is slowly getting ready to dip that toe back into the world when she drops on us the most amazing wellness bullshit any rich blond lady ever tried to sell you–I’m assuming:
“I like creating, so I’m just looking for the project that makes the most sense for me now. I have some things brewing, but it’s a little too early to talk about them. I love everything that my girlfriends are doing, like what Gwyneth Paltrow has done with Goop and my sister-in-law Nicole Richie with her House of Harlow.”
So judging by these standards we can expect Cameron to come out with either her own brand of overpriced crystals you wear on your body or overpriced crystals you shove up your pussy. Maybe both? Dual purpose? But I can tell you this much: Cameron’s wellness summits will be a fucking blast to your sense of smell, that’s for sure.