Category: Alicia Silverstone

Alicia Silverstone Said Her Son Doesn’t Need Any Discipline Because Of His “Vegan Diet”

June 1, 2020 / Posted by:

Alicia Silverstone is best known for two things: Clueless, and being a hippy vegan momma who let her baby eat chewed up food out of her mouth like a bird (a move Crystal Methyd paid homage to in last week’s Rupaul’s Drag Race finale).

Well, her baby, son Bear Blu, is 9 years old now, and Alicia’s still all about that healthy lifestyle. Over the years she’s told us about Bear’s pooping patterns, how he never gets sick because he’s vegan, and alluded to some anti-vaxxer-lite bullshit. Now, Alicia says she doesn’t need to discipline Bear because his “vegan diet” makes him super well behaved and calm.

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Alicia Silverstone Went On A Disposable Cup Crusade Against Starbucks

September 12, 2019 / Posted by:

Even staunch environmentalist Super Vegans are sometimes in too much of a hurry to boil water, grind fair trade beans, and wait for their coffee to drip through a non-bleached reusable filter. When time is more important than your morals, you might have to hold your nose and hit up your local coffee shop and ask them to fill up your reusable mug with an unsweetened oat milk latte. Or, if you’re Alicia Silverstone, you go straight to Starbucks and then complain when the mega chain can’t meet your environmental standards. Apparently, Alicia recently had a rough go of it when her trip to Starbucks ended in tears (mother nature’s). Despite bringing her own mug, the Starbucks she visited used a disposable cup to pour her coffee into it. So Alicia #TookToTwitter, describing the cup carnage she witnessed as “depressing”. And don’t get her started on the non-dairy milk situation. Seriously, please DO NOT GET HER STARTED. #TooLate.

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Alicia Silverstone Talked About Her Kid’s Turds

November 28, 2018 / Posted by:

Alicia Silverstone has a real boner for vegetables. And she’s passing those values on to her kid. While promoting her organic, herbal, vegan vitaminerals line, Alicia secured at least three additional years of therapy for her son Bear Blu by telling the world all about his burgeoning scat fetish. Alicia says that Blu knows that when he eats his vegetables, he “poops well” and that he’s very in tune with his turds.

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Alicia Silverstone Has To Pay Her Ex-Husband $12,000 A Month

November 27, 2018 / Posted by:

The Blast is reporting that even though Alicia Silverstone’s show American Woman kicked the bucket, she has to fork up the cash in her divorce from musician Chris Jarecki. The two were together for 20 years before they broke up and Alicia eventually filed for divorce. As part of their settlement, Alicia must hand Chris a check for $12,000 each month. The spousal support will last until 2024. The papers which The Blast got their hands on don’t specify any child support payments, but the couple does still share joint custody of their 7-year-old immortal vegan child, Bear.

But! There are some stipulations in the payments. If Chris meets a new chick and the two share “housing costs for more than 5-months” Alicia will see a reduction in her payment amounts. What kind of arbitrary divorce nonsense?! If I was Chris I would simply not pay for anything to keep my checks intact! Or not date a trick! Like, who would trade an easy $144,000 a year just to move in with someone? Not I!

Also in their divorce settlement is an agreement that both parents restrain “from making disparaging remarks about the other parent in the presence of the minor child.” Well, if Alicia or Chris decide to break that rule and talk shit about one another in front of their child, their child might not be able to hear it over the sound of his measles-stricken little classmates sneezing and crying.

Welp, can’t wait to see how the parenting rules change post-divorce. Stay tuned for Chris to have a serious talk with Bear: “Son, at my house you have to chew your own food. When you’re with your mom, she can bird feed you all she wants, but my house, my rules!”

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Alicia Silverstone Thinks Her Son Never Gets Sick Because He’s Vegan

November 12, 2018 / Posted by:

Alicia Silverstone is letting all you mothers out there know that unlike your disgusting little rugrats, her son has never been sick. Okay, she isn’t really being that judgey about it, but still…

42-year-old Alicia spoke with Page Six about how her 7-year-old son, Bear has never accidentally overdosed on Triaminic because it tastes like orange soda (happened to me when I was 5). Bear’s white blood cells are on fleek, bitch. He doesn’t need medicine because he has the most powerful meds there are: Veggies. Continue reading

Alicia Silverstone’s Son Tried To French Kiss Her After Seeing “Clueless”

June 12, 2018 / Posted by:

If you had lunch in the last half hour and aren’t a sister wife, you might want to scroll on past this to whatever the latest tea is on the Spice Girls. But if your stomach is doing just fine, and you want to test your gag reflex, come one, come all! Alicia Silverstone somehow agreed to star in that show Kyle Richards decided to write about her family but, moronically, based on her mother and not just a day in the life of Kim Richards. I can’t tell you anything about Alicia on Kyle’s show, but I can tell you she decided to use an appearance on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert to say how watching Clueless made her son try and play tonsil hockey with her in a graveyard. But in his defense, maybe he spotted some popcorn in her mouth and wanted some.  Continue reading

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