Category: Alex Rodriguez
Apparently, The Obamas Congratulated JLo And A-Rod On Their Engagement
I wonder if these are the kinds of antics we should prepare ourselves for as the impending union of Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez threatens us off in the distance. The couple, who will probably strap mirrors to each others’ faces when they read their vows, are already starting with the name dropping by claiming former presidential couple Barack and Michelle Obama have sent them well wishes for a long and happy marriage, which probably made JLo chuckle in her soul.
Open Post: Hosted By JLo And A-Rod Using Their Love To Push Sunglasses
I LOVE (eye roll) Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez because they’re both shameless attention whores and using their soon-to-be marital union to make money and get more attention. While other folks would still be lying low after completely destroying classic music forever JLo is hopping back onto the money train and dragging A-Rod along for the ride so they can both cut a few checks for their upcoming wedding by releasing a line of his and hers sunglasses.
A-Rod’s Friends Warned Him JLo Has To Be The One To Dump Him If They Break Up
Page Six is reporting that A-Rod knows what he’s about to get into. Sources have been talking and they’re saying that A-Rod has been told that JLo is Jenny From The Block if the block is on High Maintenance Street. But yet, A-Rod still put a ring on it because he is going to do JLo right and not “mess her around.” As opposed to his other relationships, who were lower maintenance so it was like, “Yeah, go ahead and mess around, girl!”
Jose Canseco’s Ex-Wife Denies Ever Sleeping With Alex Rodriguez (But Alex Rodriquez’s Ex May Think Otherwise)
Alex Rodriguez and Jose Canseco are now involved in both the 3rd and 4th biggest baseball cheating scandals in the history of baseball. The ranking goes:
#1 – The 1919 White Sox.
#2 – That time Phillie Phanatic came up pregnant with Gritty’s baby.
#3 – The BALCO doping scandal.
#4 – This whole mess.
And two new players just ran onto the field. Jose’s ex-wife Jessica Canseco had to reinstall Twitter on her phone in order to clear her name after Jose accused her of having an affair with Jennifer Lopez’s fiance Alex. And Alex’s ex-girlfriend Torrie Wilson has been quietly subtweeting the drama and insinuating that Alex is indeed a ho, and that maybe Jose is on to something.
JLo Reportedly Doesn’t Believe That A-Rod Is Cheating On Her
While malevolent forces are really out here trying to sour Jennifer Lopez‘s recent engagement to former baseball player, Alex Rodriguez, she is not going to let them. Yes, Jennifer has seen all of the (incredibly fast appearing) cheating rumors which began spreading from Jose Canseco‘s Twitter account and has now begun taking new life. And she apparently doesn’t care.
Jose Canseco Tells A-Rod To Stop Being A Piece Shit And Quit Cheating On JLo
It’s been about 30 minutes since Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez got engaged, but SURPRISE: we already have our first cheating rumor. Damn girl, that was fast. At this rate she’ll be pregnant by noon and they’ll be divorced by midnight. It’ll be a new record! Jennifer Lopez is a true star: breaking musical records and also divorce records. Continue reading