Open Post: Hosted By JLo And A-Rod Using Their Love To Push Sunglasses
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I LOVE (eye roll) Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez because they’re both shameless attention whores and using their soon-to-be marital union to make money and get more attention. While other folks would still be lying low after completely destroying classic music forever JLo is hopping back onto the money train and dragging A-Rod along for the ride so they can both cut a few checks for their upcoming wedding by releasing a line of his and hers sunglasses.
First of all, do these sunglasses restrict the wearer from having to see either one of them ever again, because if so I want EVERY pair they got in every color until there’s no more left. Us Weekly reports the couple must be preparing to install a new pool filled with nothing but hundred dollar bills and mirrors so they can be surrounded by the two things they love the most: money and themselves. Their sunglasses, released exclusively by Quay Australia, will feature a men’s line called Quay x ARod while the women’s line will be called Quay x JLo.
Also, they’re really coming for everyone’s paychecks because their line has pieces as low as $60, but those are probably their pet-themed line called Quay x Broke Bitches. Of course JLo took to Instagram to announce another money grab while she and A-Rod attempted to look beautiful and unbothered, though it came across more like gassy and confused.
Whatever JLo, you two just want to have more reasons to terrorize us with a product people will only use to block out the sun while they’re driving in the middle of the summer. And you can best believe there won’t be a Quay x Anything inside the drawers and cupboards at Casa de J-Rod.
Pic: Quay