Jose Canseco Tells A-Rod To Stop Being A Piece Shit And Quit Cheating On JLo
It’s been about 30 minutes since Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez got engaged, but SURPRISE: we already have our first cheating rumor. Damn girl, that was fast. At this rate she’ll be pregnant by noon and they’ll be divorced by midnight. It’ll be a new record! Jennifer Lopez is a true star: breaking musical records and also divorce records.
12Up is reporting that fellow baseball playing person and messy bitch, Jose Canseco has inserted himself all the way into J-Lo and A-Rod’s business. Sorry for that visual. While spending a night in and watching World Of Dance, Jose started getting emotional and was so moved he decided he decided he had to put a crack in her gigantic diamond engagement ring!
Jose let JLo know that she needs to fire that private investigator she allegedly hired to follow A-Rod around town, because he missed some highly important information: A-Rod is cheating on her with Jose’s ex-wife Jessica Canseco. Guess JLo isn’t A-Rod’s only “twin soul”? He can pass his soul around to multiple people. And I’m sure that Jessica is loving all the attention she’s getting this morning. It must be a great feeling waking up and seeing there’s a Heavy article detailing 5 facts about you and the very first one is that you’re allegedly a homewrecking hoe.
Jose got on his Twitter account and laid it all out for us:
Watching World of Dance watching J.Lo text Alex Rodriguez little does she know that he is cheating on her with my ex-wife Jessica poor girl she has no idea who he really is
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
I was there a few months back with her when he called her on her phone
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
Alex Rodriguez stop being a piece of shit stop cheating on Jennifer Lopez
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
Alex Rodriguez I challenge you to a boxing match or an MMA match anytime you want
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
Jose may want to reconsider challenging A-Rod to fisticuffs because according to Jose’s Wikipedia page, his MMA record is 0-1, so… maybe not his wheelhouse.
I do love a piece of gossip that starts with the words “I was there” Were there sexual words exchanged? What did she say to him? What did he say to her? Were their voices low? Did she giggle? Give us more details! And a dick pic: no 2019 cheating scandal is complete without a dick pic.
Pic: Wenn.com