Page Six is reporting that A-Rod knows what he’s about to get into. Sources have been talking and they’re saying that A-Rod has been told that JLo is Jenny From The Block if the block is on High Maintenance Street. But yet, A-Rod still put a ring on it because he is going to do JLo right and not “mess her around.” As opposed to his other relationships, who were lower maintenance so it was like, “Yeah, go ahead and mess around, girl!”
Speaking with Page Six, a friend of A-Rod said that he was told, “Whatever you do, you cannot mess her around.” Apparently, JLo is special and that means that A-Rod has to be on his best behavior, because if not he will find himself on the wrong side of THE QUEEN… of America. He also gave A-Rod the advice that if the couple splits up, JLo needs to be the one doing the dumping:
“I said, ‘This lady is like American royalty. Whatever happens, you cannot treat her badly. If you split up for any reason, she has to be the one to dump your ass!’ It’s a lot of pressure on someone to date Jennifer Lopez! But they both fell in love.”
I think we all know the eventual divorce statement will read “amicably decided to separate”, come on Friend Of A-Rod; don’t you know anything about celebrity divorces?
But these two won’t be breaking up any time soon, even if Jose Canseco wants to burn this relationship to the ground before it makes it to the altar. A source who works with A-Rod says that he and JLo are so in love and so sweet that they spend all their time together, even when working:
“When Alex is working for ESPN [calling baseball games], Jennifer goes … and sits quietly in the booth because she likes to watch him. They have that kind of relationship. Likewise, when she was doing her [concert residency] in Vegas, he would fly in. He was at almost every show. The support level is incredible.”
It’s been reported that JLo doesn’t believe what Jose was tweeting about, and this insider reiterates that:
“When you get engaged and that night you have some maniac tweeting that crap, that’s got to be hard to deal with… But Alex and Jennifer are strong enough to understand who they are. People have tried to knock them down, but you can’t fake love.”
Can’t fake love… or that engagement photoshoot showing off an almost $2 million diamond engagement ring; that shit takes planning, sis.
I’m glad that A-Rod knows that he needs to get JLo to dump him if he wants out of the relationship. I just hope that JLo will be able to catch onto his hints he wants out faster than Khloé Kardashian was. Tristan Thompson had to put months of work into that break up. Hopefully A-Rod will have a faster exit.