Jose Canseco’s Ex-Wife Denies Ever Sleeping With Alex Rodriguez (But Alex Rodriquez’s Ex May Think Otherwise)
Alex Rodriguez and Jose Canseco are now involved in both the 3rd and 4th biggest baseball cheating scandals in the history of baseball. The ranking goes:
#1 – The 1919 White Sox.
#2 – That time Phillie Phanatic came up pregnant with Gritty’s baby.
#3 – The BALCO doping scandal.
#4 – This whole mess.
And two new players just ran onto the field. Jose’s ex-wife Jessica Canseco had to reinstall Twitter on her phone in order to clear her name after Jose accused her of having an affair with Jennifer Lopez’s fiance Alex. And Alex’s ex-girlfriend Torrie Wilson has been quietly subtweeting the drama and insinuating that Alex is indeed a ho, and that maybe Jose is on to something.
Fair warning, I’m going to continue with the baseball analogies as they come to me, but you can probably already tell I’ve watched maybe 6 games in my lifetime. Are you ready? Let’s play ball!
As you know, Jose was first at bat and lobbed a foul ball when he tweeted at JLo from his couch that A-Rod was having an affair with his ex-wife Jessica Canseco. Jessica and Jose were only married for 3 years and divorced in 1999 after he was charged with domestic abuse. Jessica has since remarried and divorced, and is a cosmetic tattooer and “TV personality”. Here’s her opening pitch.
Those false accusations Jose is making are not true!??I have known Alex for many years and haven’t even seen him for over 5. I certainly did not sleep with him. I am friendly with both him and Jennifer. As for Jose he can keep playing with his Alien friends??♀️
— jessicacanseco (@jessicacanseco) March 12, 2019
Good one! Straight across the plate! And she’s winding up again…
In fact I don’t even get on twitter had to download app again and don’t watch tv and had no idea any of this was going on. Last time I saw Alex he was with Torrie and I brought my boyfriend over for dinner. We are just friends my god?♀️?♀️
— jessicacanseco (@jessicacanseco) March 12, 2019
Naturally I was curious about who Torrie was, and how does she feel about getting dragged into this mess. So I peeped her tweets and was like, “OOOOH YOU DON’T SAY?”. But she do say, she do. For background, Torrie is a “former WWE Diva” and she and A-Rod dated from 2011 to 2015. Page Six says they broke up because “Alex and Torrie would fight over his flirtations with other women, and he wasn’t ready to settle down again”. And it sounds like Torrie is still not over it.
Torrie’s subtweets started out subtle. She could be talking about anyone. Yesterday she posted:
Is girl code not a thing anymore in this world? Can’t wrap my mind around it.
— Torrie Wilson (@Torrie11) March 12, 2019
Could have nothing to do with JLo or Jessica. Could have everything to do with one of them! We don’t know. She continued:
Ladies, please stop sleeping with douche bags in relationships. He is not going to treat you any different.
— Torrie Wilson (@Torrie11) March 12, 2019
There is NOTHING sexy about being with someone that anyone can seduce in 2 seconds.
— Torrie Wilson (@Torrie11) March 12, 2019
But here’s the coup de grâce. That’s a baseball term now, deal with it.
Meaning I feel DIRTY. Meant as a PUN not literally.
— Torrie Wilson (@Torrie11) March 12, 2019
If that’s not about A-Rod, Torrie definitely wants you to think it is anyway. Meanwhile, Jose still has something to prove.
I am willing to take a polygraph to prove that what I'm saying about Alex Rodriguez is 100% accurate
— Jose Canseco (@JoseCanseco) March 11, 2019
Looks like this game is about to go into extra innings, but only the minor league recruits are still playing. The first draft picks A-Rod and JLo are already cashed out and retired in Boca.
Pic: Instagram