We commemorate the born day of America with a little test, a test that I would totally get an F- at. I ask Allison questions from The Naturalization Test to see if she has the knowledge needed to proclaim that she’s AN AMERICAN CITIZEN while getting arrested in Atlanta like Laura Jeanne Poon (aka Reese Witherspoon). But before we find out if Allison is an official American citizen (yes, the test I give her is official and counts), we get into the Taylor Swift vs. Scooter Braun debacle, we dreamcast The Little Mermaid movie, and then we test our gag reflexes on the cucumber challenge.
We also quickly talk about everybody getting married over the weekend, Karlie Kloss quitting Victoria’s Secret because of her feminist values, the dudes in the running to be Elvis, the half-cake thief of Walmart, and Delta’s plan to booze you up on their international flights.
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