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McDonald’s plastic hand puppets from the 1970s and 1980s!
A jolt of surprise hit me after I found out that these plastic hand puppet mittens from McDonald’s were born in the 1970s, because I really thought they were a true creation from the 1980s. But go ahead and add the McDonald’s plastic hand puppets to the list of glorious things that the 1970s gave us, along with Idris Elba, Charlene’s I’ve Never Been To Me, and many 80s teen first fap book The Joy Of Sex.
I’m not sure if the McDonald’s plastic hand puppet came in a Happy Meal or were just given to us kids, but there were several of them including Mayor McCheese, Pennywise’s more horrifying brother Ronald McDonald, Big Mac, and Grimace.
The thing about these McDonald’s plastic hand puppets is that they also doubled as a truly fashionable purse for you to carry the necessities like Lip Smackers, Shark Bites, and the friendship bracelet one of your friends made you and was too ugly to wear.
McDonald’s apparently made these up until the 90s. These would flop if McDonald’s put them out today, because kids don’t want to play with anything that doesn’t come in app form on their iPhone 11 Pro.
But if McDonald’s has back stock of their plastic hand puppets and want to make some easy coins (which it sounds like they need), they could always re-market these as fap gloves and sell them to the Ronald McDonald porn crowd. Yes, Ronald McDonald McPorn exists. Google it: don’t.