Taking inspiration from her Christmas Cocktail Tree, Sandra Lee branches out to designing bridal couture. – Furballcity

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She’s learning how to dance the 12 -Step. – Cookiemonster

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The sneaky and shifty pussy who “pushed” his brother into the pool! 

That video from last year of a ninja cat playing coy before busting out a sneak attack move by pushing a dog into the pool wasn’t surprising, because it was that cat’s duty as a cat to push that dog into the pool. But here’s shocking footage from a surveillance camera of a diabolical cat sneaking up behind his brother puss who is gently lapping up some refreshing chlorine water from the pool. The best way to watch this video is to play “The Sneaky Villain Theme Song” in your head and picture the pussy-pushing pussy rubbing his paws together and softly cackling off camera before tip-toeing up to his brother:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLpzVbMF9wg

Okay, okay, it was more like a “playful swat at his tail” than a “push,” but still! Cats are now turning on each other. Or maybe… these two sneaky pussies staged this video so that dogs everywhere will drop their guard thinking that the cats are too busy fucking with each other to fuck with them. Yeah, that must be it.

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Leonardo DiCatchAHo apparently spent the weekend in Montauk with Nina Agdal, the Victoria’s Secret and Sports Illustrated model he hung out with last month and humped on in 2014. Victoria’s Secret better start growing more skinny blond models, because if Leonardo is dating ones he’s already been with, then there’s obviously a major shortage! – Lainey Gossip 

Ellen DeGeneres says that she doesn’t make fun of people because she doesn’t like to hurt anybody. “Girl, really?” said anybody who’s heard or read stories on the internet that claim otherwise – Celebitchy

Who is that supposed to be in NeNe Leakes’ mobile app, because I know it’s not supposed to be NeNe Leakes – Reality Tea 

Here’s outtakes of Rita Ora’s nipples in case you forgot what Rita Ora’s nipples look like (SPOILER ALERT: They look like nipples) – (NSFW) Drunken Stepfather

And if your eyes need more nipples, here’s Lisa Vanderpump’s, because why not? – The Nip Slip 

Christina Milian’s pool-ready heels are every layer of elegant – Hollywood Tuna

The good news for Iggy Azalea is that she got a job. The good news for us is that her new job doesn’t involve rapping – Jezebel

Louis C.K. isn’t really even trying to deny the stories that he jacks off in front of female comics without permission – The Superficial 

Nicole Scherzinger’s dress looks like it’s covered in delicate white scabs – Popoholic

May the maple syrup-tinis fly! The Real Housewives of Toronto is happening – OMG Blog

Oh great, now do I have to go to PornHub and type in “Ben Foster Fucking An Orc“? – Pajiba

Cindy Crawford’s son is trying to be a model now – Popsugar

Christina Grimmie’s funeral will be paid for by Adam Levine – Just Jared

J.K. Rowling mourned the Orlando shooting victim who worked on the Harry Potter ride at Universal – Towleroad

And I hate to triple up on the sad, but the voice of Judy Jetson has died – HuffPo

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Back in 2012, Lil Wayne was on a flight headed for LAX when his body busted out a seizure and his plane had to make an emergency landing in Texas. He spent a good minute in the hospital and got back on the plane, but his body just wouldn’t let him get to LAX, because he had a second seizure and his plane had to land in Louisiana. At the time, Lil Wayne’s rep confirmed that his plane made one emergency landing, but they shit on the rumor that it made a second emergency landing. Then in 2013, he suffered several seizures and TMZ made it sound like the Grim Reaper was circling his hospital bed. He’s epileptic, but doctors reportedly also blamed his seizures on the Purple Drank he kept guzzling down. Well, today, TMZ reported that Weezy is down again after having two more seizures.

They say that Lil Wayne was riding on his private jet from Milwaukee to California when he had a seizure that was so bad that he blacked out. The pilot made an emergency landing in Omaha where paramedics waited for him at the airstrip. He allegedly woke up and waved away any medical treatment. If TMZ is right, then saying “fuck no” to medical treatment was probably not the best move he could make, because they say he had another mid-air seizure after his plane took off again.

The plane was apparently only in the air for a few minutes when it had to land a second time at Eppley Airfield. KETV-7 says that an ambulance was called and he was taken a nearby hospital where he’s currently being treated in the ER.

Weezy has vowed that he’s off lean, but TMZ posted an Instagram video from last night of him holding a double-sided cup while looking about as high as a sloth who just gave Miley Cyrus mouth-to-mouth. And no, “lean” isn’t a new drug made from melted down Lean Cuisine containers. “Lean” is just another name for Sizzurp aka Purple Drank.

If Weezy’s latest seizures are codeine-induced, then he really needs to kiss goodbye to lean. Actually, he should probably kiss goodbye to it anyway. Because Weezy has a bunch of children that depend on him, and not only that, but I’m sure several employees at the Child Support Processing Center have a job thanks to him.

UPDATE: Weezy’s rep hit the downplay button on TMZ’s story and said that he had a “minor” seizure.

“Under the guidance of his own doctors, he is now in stable condition and good spirits. He thanks his fans for their everlasting support, prayers and well wishes.”

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“Oh yes, my dearies, this isn’t a dream. It really is I, Barbra Streisand. And if you’re going to squirt out of excitement, please do it the other way. This pilgrim minister couture didn’t come cheap.”

It’s been 46 long years since Barbra Streisand has graciously bestowed her star power upon the second gloriously gayest event of the year (the first being WrestleMania, of course). The last time Barbra was at the Tonys was in 1970 and they gave her the Star of the Decade award. Strangely enough, Barbra wasn’t at the Tonys last night to receive the STAH OF THE MILLENNIUM award. Barbra was there because she’s got a new Broadway album to push, so she presented an award.

There’s a good reason for why Barbra did herself up in Founding Fathers drag. She presented the award for Best Musical and even my damn dog knew Hamilton was going to win, so Barbra dressed for the occasion.

Seriously, Barbra showing up to the Tonys is like Charlotte McKinney showing up to a straight guy’s Super Bowl viewing party in edible bikini bottoms made of hot wings and a beer bra filled with Budweiser. (I know, I really know straight guys.) I’m not that huge of a Barbra Streisand fangay (I’m more of a Roslyn Kind kind of trick) and even I got a little excited. John Travolta probably cleared his schedule in advance, because he knew he’d need a lot of time to recover from this historic event!

And here’s more of Babs giving you “Jocelyn Wildenstein as Reverend Henry Kane” glamour at the Tonys last night.

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