In 2013, a court threw out Lindsay Lohan’s lawsuit against Pitbull for causing her “emotional distress” by spitting out the lyric “I got it locked up like Lindsay Lohan” in his song Give Me Everything. Last year, a court threw out LiLo and White Oprah’s lawsuit against Fox News for saying that they do coke together. And yesterday, the New York state appeals court partook in the justice system’s favorite sport of throwing out a Lindsay Lohan lawsuit by throwing out the lawsuit she filed against the makers of Grand Theft Auto V. This may be the first time in a long time when Lindsay Lohan hasn’t been tied up in the legal system in some way. The courts must be so confused. But they shouldn’t worry, they may see her name on a lawsuit again when her lawyers sue her after she tries to pay their bill with a necklace and a coat with the security tag still attached to it.

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Everything I’ve ever learned about flying while breastfeeding comes from two people: Alyssa Milano, who got mad at airport security at Heathrow in London for taking her breastmilk. And from the lady whose boobs were leaking while going through a pat-down in front of me on a midnight flight to Las Vegas and gave the TSA the best “deal with it” look. I know that flying and breastmilk are a combination that can sometimes end in drama, which is what happened to Emilie de Ravin.

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It’s been almost 3 months since Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama called it quits on their very long (and sometimes very gross-ish) relationship. During that time, I kept expecting to read headlines like “Wilmer Valderrama seen on date with star of Disney’s Frankenstein In Tha House.” That never happened. Instead, it appears Wilmer is not only dating someone he’s dated before, but someone who was born in the same year as him. If the writers of Stranger Things need an idea for a third season, this is it.

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Spring break in Cancoon this year! – SANS_FARDS

Upvote winner:

Love in the Time of Rabies – ZombieDjiBuddha

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Taco trucks!

This election has been a bigger shit show than two speeding sewage tankers crashing into a row of over-used Port-A-Potties, and every time I make the wrong decision to watch political crap on CSPAN or CNN or whatever, I immediately give up after 10 minutes and switch to The Golden Girls. (I am forever grateful to the Hallmark Channel and TV Land for showing Golden Girls re-runs all the time, because there has to be at least ONE safe space on TV.) But last night, the election finally delivered something that is really, really relevant to my interests.

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Salma Hayek (50)
Zedd (27)
Aimee Osbourne (33)
The Empress of Lucite (45)
Katt Williams (45)
Cedric “K-Ci” Hailey (47)
Camille Grammer (48)
Jonathan Goldstein (48)
Cynthia Watros (48)
Tamra Barney (49)
Tuc Watkins (50)
Lennox Lewis (51)
Keanu Reeves (52)
Linda Purl (61)
Mark Harmon (65)
Harvey Levin (66)
Terry Bradshaw (68)
Robert Shapiro (74)
Mary Jo Catlett (78)

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