Hot Slut Of The Day!
Daffney Gillfin from The Snorks!
After The Smurfs became a giant hit in the early 90s (because every child in the 80s was still high from the LSD their parents were on while conceiving them in the 70s), Hanna-Barbera tried to deliver yet another highly successful cartoon series when they turned the Belgian comic book The Snorks into a show. It didn’t really happen.
Birthday Sluts
Beyonce (35)
Carter Jenkins (25)
Hank Baskett (34)
Whitney Cummings (34)
Max Greenfield (36)
Wes Bentley (38)
Lucie Silvas (39)
Mark Ronson (41)
Dave Salmoni (41)
Carmit Bachar (42)
Jason David Frank (43)
Carlos Ponce (44)
Richard Speight Jr (46)
Ione Skye (46)
John DiMaggio (48)
Phill Lewis (48)
Mike Piazza (48)
Damon Wayans (56)
Dr. Drew Pinsky (58)
Khandi Alexander (59)
Judith Ivey (65)
Mitzi Gaynor (85)
Pic: Out Magazine
Open Post: Hosted By Rapuela (AKA Gloria Estefan’s Mother)
The Estefan family is full of talent. There’s consummate performer Gloria Estefan and her husband Emilio (he’s a producer who was in Miami Sound Machine with her), their daughter Emily Estefan is a singer-songwriter, and now there’s a new Estefan-related, white-hot hip-hop talent emerging from the underground to slay us with her lyrical flow.
What’s With Tyga And Cars?
Tyga holds on to cars like an MTV Teen Mom holds on to her children. TMZ reports that Kylie Jenner’s kontractual kompanion recently had yet another vehicle taken off his hands by the repo man. His 2014 Maybach 62 S Landaulet had been residing at a Laguna Beach auto repair joint after breaking down. (The weight of Kylie’s mechanically augumented pontoon lips broke an axle.) Someone dropped a dime on the Maybach.
American Horror Story’s Season 6 Might Be Borrowing Heavily From Stephen King
“Borrowing heavily” as in a whole title! Perhaps realizing that the gleam has been a little dulled on his shock-heavy FX horror series (Lady Gaga can sometimes have a tarnishing effect on things), American Horror Story creator Ryan Murphy has turned the marketing for the show’s upcoming sixth season into a “Guess which one of these 30,000 horror tropes is next season’s actual theme?” game. The jig could be up, however, because TV Guide and Rotten Tomatoes might have let the demonically-possessed cat out of the bag.
There Were No Drugs Or Guns In Chris Brown’s House, His Lawyer Claims
Well, yeah, didn’t he throw them out the window?
Team Breezy’s senior mascot (and Chris Brown’s defense attorney) Mark Geragos held a press conference yesterday wherein he stated that neither firearms nor illegal opiates were found in Fist’s house. To recap, Instagram’s favorite tattooed gargoyle was arrested Tuesday and charged with assault with a deadly weapon for allegedly threatening former Miss California Regional Baylee Curran with a gun in his home. Reports stated that Chris had initially refused to come out of his house when police showed up, choosing instead to document his plight in a series of hazy, crazy Instagram vids and allegedly throw a duffle bag containing guns and drugs out a window. The lawyer says none of this happened, according to ET.