Both Of Them Need To Shut Up
Michael K / November 30, 2007
Courtney Love and Sharon Osbourne's old bitch brawl may be headed to court. Sharon blamed Court for introducing her son, Jack, to Oxycontin. He quickly became addicted to the drug and Shar will never forgive Court. Courtney denied her claims told Sharon to "fuck off."
Shar told The New York Daily News, "I'm glad she doesn't like me. I only pity her. She's a virus. I don't want her anywhere near people I love. The cold, hard fact is she's a has-been." A never-was calling someone a has-been, now that's rich!
What the hell is Sharon going to sue Courtney for? These oldies need to stop the fighting and hug it out over a plate of Werther's originals and a Ben-Gay back rub.
Hot Bitch Lottery Winner Wasn’t Supposed To Be Gambling
Michael K / November 30, 2007
This hot hunk right here from Hyannis, Massachusetts won $1 million in the lottery, but the probelm is he wasn't supposed to be gambling. 55-year-old Timothy Elliot is on five years probation for robbing a bank and the courts ordered him to never gamble again after they heard he had a major problem.
Timothy will lose his winnings and the court will decide if he will be sent to the clink for violating his probation. They will also decide where his cash will go.
DAMN! I was about to pack up my flight iron and hustle on down to Hyannis to marry this hot bitch. I've always wanted to be a trophy wife and he'd be my perfect hot daddy.
Ok honestly, he scares the shit out of me. They should donate the winning to whoever took this picture, because I'm pretty sure they are scarred for life.
Source: Daily Mail
Britney Wants A Piece Of You
Michael K / November 30, 2007
MTV is launching a contest asking Britney Spears fans to create their own video for her next single "Piece Of Me." Brit has already shot the video, but wants another one. Probably because her own video sucks as hard as that "Gimme More' shit. The winning video will appear on TRL.
We should all get together for 15-minutes and use our video cell phones to record a pot-bellied pig eating a bag of cheetos. We would totally win.
Here's BS arriving at the Four Seasons Hotel last night. That hotel is becoming her first home. She's looking as gorgeous as ever. Luminescent skin and insanity in the eyes.
Wenn
Michael K / November 30, 2007
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Michael K / November 30, 2007
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Michael K / November 30, 2007