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OctoMom’s Octuplets Turned 11

January 29, 2020 / Posted by:

Sigh, I miss the early aughts. There wasn’t all this streaming and YouTube crap, so if you were a train wreck, Hollywood producers would fast track your ass to 13 episodes of just about anything on TLC or MTV! Nadya Suleman (DON’T CALL HER OCTOMOM!) got her doctor to stuff her full of embryos (he later had his license revoked because duh), and she gave birth to octuplets in 2009, bringing Nadya’s child count to 14. While Nadya never got to “Jon And Kate Plus 8″-level on TV, she seemed to be the go-to guest for trashy daytime TV. We can say all sorts of things given what a mess it was in the early years, but let’s start with the happy: The octuplets, seen above in 2010, just turned 11!

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Prince Andrew Claims That The FBI Hasn’t Requested To Talk Him About Jeffrey Epstein

January 29, 2020 / Posted by:

If you hear celebratory music in the hills of Vancouver today, it’s because Meghan Markle and Prince Harry are glad the British press are off their ass and back on Prince Andrew during their ongoing game of headline hot potato. Yesterday, we learned that U.S. attorneys and the FBI stood in front of Jeffrey Epstein’s Manhattan mansion to call Andrew a liar, liar, pants on fire. The fallen prince had promised to cooperate with all law enforcement agencies after Big Mama, aka THE QUEEN, reportedly chucked his ass out of royal duties after giving an awful interview about his friendship with Jeffrey and accusations that Virginia Giuffre, one of Epstein’s sex trafficking victims, was forced to have sex with him. But now Andrew says the FBI is full of shit and that his offer to help still stands – they just have to pick up the phone first.

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Emma Thompson’s Husband Thought He Was Supposed To Marry Kate Winslet

January 28, 2020 / Posted by:

It sounds like Emma Thompson and her husband Greg Wise clearly belonged at Camille Grammer’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills season 1 dinner party from Hell because they, too, know a witch who can see into the future just like clairvoyant Allison DuBois! Emma says her man hung out with a psychic friend just before going to work on Sense & Sensibility, and the friend predicted he’d meet his future wife on the set of the film. Now, Emma was also in the movie, but she was married at the time. Greg didn’t think he’d wind up with her. He just assumed Kate was the future Mrs. Wise!

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Miley Cyrus Thinks Toking Up Got Her Banned From The Grammys

January 28, 2020 / Posted by:

If you watched the Grammys on Sunday night, you probably saw Lil Nas X, Billy Ray Cyrus, Diplo, BTS and honestly just about every nominee join in on an “Old Town Road” performance. There were so many people up there, hell, I even think I saw my first grade music teacher with her kazoo join in. Alas, one person who was NOT on stage, in the building, or even in a ten-block radius was Miley Cyrus. And she took to social media to congratulate her old man on surprising us all with a comeback that wasn’t just a re-release of “Achy Breaky Heart” AND to give a theory on why she wasn’t allowed at the Grammys. Continue reading

Prince Andrew Isn’t Helping The Feds In The Jeffrey Epstein Investigation

January 27, 2020 / Posted by:

2020 is really turning out to be the year of royals gone rogue. THE QUEEN was just beginning to get over Prince Andrew pulling back from the oh-so-tough royal job of shaking hands and cutting ribbons after he gave that stinker of an interview to the BBC over his friendship with Jeffrey Epstein. THEN, Prince Harry and Meghan Markle pulled Sexxodus out of the bag without even telling her! AND THEN, Prince Andrew said, “Hold my beer…no, really, will anyone? I no longer have royal staff.

Despite Andrew’s royal sign-off including the promise to help the feds in their ongoing investigation into Jeffrey, prosecutors in New York Monday say they keep getting a busy signal when they call Prince Andy and Buckingham Palace. Silly Feds. Andrew probably just thinks the American number on Caller ID is just Sarah, Duchess of York, calling for more alimony.

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Aerosmith And Run DMC Reunited For, Uh, Some Kind Of Grammy Performance

January 27, 2020 / Posted by:

When I heard the rockin’ pepaws of Aerosmith were reuniting with Run DMC on the Grammy stage, I figured this would surely get all the middle-aged folks at home in their Ralph Lauren khakis and Eileen Fischer cardigans hot and bothered thinking of the glorious one-night stands they had back in the 80s with someone they most certainly aren’t married to at the moment. Considering Aerosmith’s ongoing drummer boy drama with OG-but-exiled drummer Joey Kramer, I had a feeling this thing might also be messy. Would Joey somehow be allowed to perform or would they just bring in Pasqually E. Pieplate, the drummer of the Chuck E. Cheese band?! Who knows on music’s biggest night?!

While Pasqually was robbed of an opportunity to go mainstream, don’t fret – this Aerosmith and Run DMC performance was still as kinds of…um…creative? Interpretive? OK, fine, it was a hot mess. Continue reading

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