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Marlon Wayans Speaks Out After An Altercation With A United Airline Gate Agent
If you’ve ever been to an airport, then you know it’s filled with zombies shuffling through the motions to get the hell out as quickly as possible. And when you’re on the go like Marlon Wayans, you need to be sure you don’t have any hiccups in your schedule to avoid delays in getting paid. But this was the case during a United Airlines flight where Marlon says he was targeted by a gate agent who made him miss a gig in Kanas City. Now Marlon feels the wrath of Americans everywhere who have been at the mercy of jaded gate agents. And he can’t believe they would treat one of their first-class passengers in such a horrific manner.
Open Post: Hosted By Samuel L. Jackson’s “Over It” Face After Losing An Award At The Tonys
The gracious “It was an honor being nominated” face has been thrown into the garbage because nobody loses graciously any more. And today’s example of “Man, fuck this!” after losing an award goes to Samuel L. Jackson. We all know Sam is a beast while portraying some of our most beloved characters, but did you know when he loses an award, he reacts just as badly as we would? It’s probably why we love him so much as an actor.
Kelis Kind Of Addressed The Rumors Of Her Dating Bill Murray
Last week, mismatched daters in the cesspool of love began lengthening the age ranges on their favorite hookup apps after discovering Bill Murray and Kelis‘ potential May/December romance. And this pairing is weird as hell because I would have never placed these two together in an elevator, let alone a relationship. But neither of them has 100% claimed each other since everything is merely speculation at this point. And Kelis is reveling in her moment to milk the situation by dropping little cryptic gems here and there to keep the story fresh as opposed to simply coming out and saying, “Yes, Bill slimes me EVERY night, you nosy bitches!”
Sam Smith And Madonna’s New Song “Vulgar” Is Out
Now that Sam Smith has realized their new goal of being the sexiest slab of raw chicken in the world, they’ve teamed up with Madonna to unleash a new song unto the masses. Initially, Sam and Madge teased an upcoming song, but at that point, it was just speculation. For us, at least. Because, unlike Madge’s upcoming tour that may or may not reach completion, the song is finally here. And since Sam is in their “I wanna be shocking and NEKKID!” phase, teaming up with Madge makes sense. Sam and Madge’s song, aptly titled Vulgar, and it’s the kind of beat you’ll be hearing on your drunkest days while slamming two-for-one Tito’s mules at bars all across the world during Pride.
Apparently, Kelis And Bill Murray Are Dating
I’m not sure what in the hell is happening here, but Kelis, the woman who probably hates Renaissance so much right now, and Lucy Liu’s former thorn in her side, Bill Murray, are dating. I guess Kelis’ milkshake brings all the Bills to the yard. Yes, these two don’t make sense to me either, and not because of the age difference (Kelis is 43, and Bill is 72). Mainly because it’s a random pairing that I don’t think anyone saw coming. However, sources close to the couple say they’ve been getting to know each other for a while. And recently, while Kelis was performing in London, they took a picture together looking like co-workers after a free dinner with too many drinks. Which only proves that this love is real.
Open Post: Hosted By Pizza Hut’s Pickle Pizza That’s Exclusive To NYC
The citizens of New York deserve a much-needed interruption from choking on orange, polluted air. And for those bold enough to venture out, they’re in luck for a culinary flavor explosion in their mouth holes. Because this weekend, for forty-eight hours only, Pizza Hut is releasing a pickle pizza that sounds like something Shaggy, Scooby, and the rest of the stoners of the world would rejoice in consuming. But unfortunately, it will only be served at one particular NYC Pizza Hut location, and they have a very specific reason why they’re not releasing the pie outside of the Empire State.