Noah Cyrus And Machine Gun Kelly Might Be A Thing Now
I’m sure Grammy after parties are always rife with regrettable hookups and early morning trips to CVS for mouthwash, penicillin and Plan B. But sometimes whatever goes on after-hours on the Sunset Strip marks the beginning of a romance for the ages. And who’s to say it can’t be both! Us Weekly reports that Machine Gun Kelly and Noah Cyrus have sparked romance rumors after being each other’s date to a Grammys after-party. MGK was most recently linked to his friend Pete Davidson’s ex Kate Beckinsale, and Noah will forever be known as the sucker who let Lil Xan get away. Though Kate denied a relationship with MGK, through every fault of her own, she’s inadvertently thrown herself into the same dating pool as Lil Xan. A pool which needs to be drained, filled with cement, and to never have a housing development built on top of it lest we find ourselves in a Poltergeist situation where all the ghosts have shitty tattoos and a smoker’s cough.
Noah’s date to the actual Grammy Awards was her dad, Billy Ray Cyrus. I know, it sounds stupid but believe me you guys, Noah’s dad is like a cool dad. You know, the kind who does bong hits with your teenage boyfriend.
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And things only got cooler for Noah from there. After the show, it was off to the races with MGK. According to Us Weekly:
The “Make Me (Cry)” singer, 20, and the Big Time Adolescence star, 29, arrived together at 1 Hotel in West Hollywood for Fiji Water and Republic Records’ party.
Once inside, the pair walked “through the crowd holding hands” as they passed Channing Tatum and Jessie J’s table, an eyewitness tells Us Weekly exclusively.
“MGK led the way and held his hand out behind him for Noah to grab,” the onlooker reveals. “They stayed close to each other throughout the night. They clearly came as each other’s dates.”
Us says that when the DJ played her sister’s song, Party In The USA, “Noah threw her hands in the air” and “danced to the song with her girlfriends while MGK talked on his cellphone,” which makes me wonder if Noah didn’t make a huge mistake letting Lil Xan go over something as trivial as photoshopped nudes of Charlie Puth. At least he was present. MGK was at Noah’s 20th birthday party earlier this month and couldn’t look more disinterested in her affection.
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I don’t know what ever happened between Lil Xan and his alleged pregnancy-faking girlfriend, but if he’s single, I hope Noah doesn’t realize too late that despite his flaws, Lil Xan at least had an open heart (and mouth, always). Unless she can figure out how to monetize heartbreak, I think she should stay away from MGK. Oh wait, never mind.
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