Billy Ray Cyrus celebrated his 57th birthday over the weekend and he did so with his wife Tish as well as his lesser famous children, Noah and Trace Cyrus. Noah did what all girls who just started dating a guy do, and brought her new boyfriend, rapper Lil Xan to the festivities. Lil Xan, huh?… this is the world we’re in people. This is where we evolved to. We all contributed to this fall in society. We are all to blame.
Noah has really been on a roll in terms of her image throughout her short career. Miley‘s younger sister has been trying to avoid Miley’s whole “sweet innocent girl” Disney routine and dropped immediately into “crack-whore chic” from the jump off. Someone as EDGY as 18-year-old Noah obviously gifted her father an equally cool gift, right? I mean, her Instagram is full of short grainy videos, and tattooed faces, and weed, and liquor and middle fingers! That’s some artsy-fartsy-angsty shit right there. Clearly a girl with that level of alternative in her blood would give her father a bong and weed for his 57th birthday! What else?
The Cyrus family blew up Instagram with photos of the family celebrating the new gift to the Elder Cyrus household. Even Lil Xan showed how he was a new part of the family by sharing fun family bong memories:
Billy Ray is a 100% real authentic American Cowboy. Only real ones wear their cowboy boots on off-days under flare cut jeans. Noah took some issue with Lil Xan’s Instagram claim that he bought her dad the bong because that was not technically accurate. Technically it was young Noah who bought it for her dad and so she commented on Xan’s picture: “HEY THE BONG WAS FROM ME!!! YOU GOT HIM THE PRE ROLLS.” Elegant rebuttal, Noah. Thanks for clearing up that confusion. Wish you were old enough to smoke or drink legally but whatever, it’s cool! No one expects famous types to live by real life rules.
Noah also shared this pic of her and dad because the coolness of the rest of her Instagram doesn’t show through without the dichotomy of something simple:
Noah and Daddio probably hit that bong immediately after taking this. Fuck, Noah was hitting it on the way up to the house. She’s hitting a bong right now! Miley really got them all hooked on the ganja. Now the whole lot of them acting like a less talented Jay and Silent Bob!