Category: Hugh Hefner
Holly Madison Explains Why She Was Never On Birth Control While With Hugh Hefner
Surprisingly, the answer isn’t: Because Holly wanted to pop up the next Playboy empire heir. Former Playboy Playmate and one of Hugh Hefner‘s devoted ex-girlfriends, Holly Madison, is talking about the now-deceased man’s favorite place to bust a nut. Himself. Holly says she was never afraid of pregnancy and never went on birth control because the way Hugh enjoyed ending his romps involved no man batter entering hers or anybody else’s oven. I hate this knowledge, but at least she’s smart enough to know it’s more about where it went and not that he was older because, as we know, even some 80-year-old dude’s dick can make a baby if it’s in the right place.
Holly Madison Is Still Talking About How Bad Sex With Hugh Hefner Was
When most of us think of undesirable but required day-to-day burdens, it’s usually things like having to come up with a way to respond to the co-worker who walks in late with an iced coffee every morning and asks, “hey there! Working hard, or hardly working?” without choke-slamming them or having to get back out of bed after retiring for the evening because you just remembered that you didn’t move the laundry from the washer to the dryer. But, from 2001-2008 for former Girls Next Door star/Hugh Hefner girlfriend, Holly Madison, it was having to lower herself onto his stagnant old wrinkled microwaved hot dog while other girls who hated her looked on and commented. Holly and fellow Girl Next Door, Bridget Marquardt, launched a podcast and have been discussing the encumbrance of having sex with the elderly Playboy founder.
Crystal Hefner Says She Destroyed Thousands Of Revenge Porn Pics That Hugh Hefner Kept
If you ever watched the E! reality show The Girls Next Door, then you might have thought any creepiness of living in a polyamorous situation at the Playboy Mansion was tempered by some fun summer camp vibes with a side of lifelong sisterhood friendship. In recent years, that has proven to not exactly be the truth. Well, the creepiness, yes. That was confirmed time and time again. Holly Madison, Hugh Hefner’s one-time main girlfriend, has spoken about her experience living at the Playboy Mansion, and it wasn’t exactly all pastel pink-covered dreams and bunny tails. Recently, Holly claimed that Hugh used to keep a stack of Polaroid pictures that he allegedly used as blackmail against women. Hugh’s widow Crystal Hefner spoke up and confirmed what Holly claimed was true, and that Crystal destroyed the pictures as soon as she found them.
Crystal Hefner Says She’s Removed Everything Fake From Her Body And Has Embraced Modesty
When I think of Hugh Hefner’s revolving door of blonde, plastic girlfriends, I mostly just think of Holly Madison and Kendra Wilkinson. But Crystal Hefner (nee Harris) was Hef’s third and final wife; she was with him from 2009 until Hef’s death at age 91 in 2017, and he left her a cool $5 million and a house in his will.
Nearly five years later, and a now ancient Crystal has taken to Instagram to let her 3 million followers know that she’s entered a new phase in her life. The 35-year-old says she’s deleted all the sexy photos on her social media, removed “everything fake” from her body, and is embracing “modesty”. And just like that, Hef rolled over so many times in his grave that next-door neighbor Marilyn Monroe had to bang on their shared crypt wall to get him to shut up: “Bitch, I know I rolled hard when Madonna recreated my death for V Magazine, but keep it down, PUH-LEASE!”
Holly Madison And Bridget Marquardt Are Hosting A Halloween Séance To Connect With The Ghost Of Hugh Hefner
Hugh Hefner’s ex-qouple members Holly Madison and Bridget Marquardt are planning a séance so they can connect to the true love of their life, the dead Hugh Hefner, and let him know how he was the love of their lives and they painfully miss his hot body and the intense emotional connection they had with him, which are the only reasons why they were with him. Of they’re just using his death for some money and publicity. Either or!
Hugh Hefner’s Sex Tapes Are Reportedly At The Bottom Of The Ocean
Several items belonging to Hugh Hefner, who died last year, are being auctioned off later this month, like his iconic smoking jacket (which may or may not include crusty crumpled-up old man tissues in the pocket), his silk pajamas, and a custom pipe carved with the Playboy Bunny logo. According to sources who spoke with The Sun, Hugh’s dirtier pieces won’t be up for sale. Those sources claim that before Hugh passed away at the age of 91, he cleaned his house top to bottom of sex tapes, photos, and raunchy letters (some allegedly from famous people). He then allegedly put them in a casket custom-made with a cement lining, locked it up, and had the whole thing dumped into the Pacific ocean.