Holly Madison Is Still Talking About How Bad Sex With Hugh Hefner Was

August 24, 2022 / Posted by:

When most of us think of undesirable but required day-to-day burdens, it’s usually things like having to come up with a way to respond to the co-worker who walks in late with an iced coffee every morning and asks, “hey there! Working hard, or hardly working?” without choke-slamming them or having to get back out of bed after retiring for the evening because you just remembered that you didn’t move the laundry from the washer to the dryer. But, from 2001-2008 for former Girls Next Door star/Hugh Hefner girlfriend, Holly Madison, it was having to lower herself onto his stagnant old wrinkled microwaved hot dog while other girls who hated her looked on and commented. Holly and fellow Girl Next Door, Bridget Marquardt, launched a podcast and have been discussing the encumbrance of having sex with the elderly Playboy founder.

Holly touched on sex with Hef in her 2015 book, Down the Rabbit Hole: Curious Adventures and Cautionary Tales of a Former Playboy Bunny, but she’s not done assaulting our imaginations with visuals. The New York Post says that she and Bridget took to the premiere episode of their podcast, Girls Next Level, to paint a more vivid picture of the sucio situation for all of us, and that most of the girls involved felt the same way doing it that we feel hearing about it: disgusted and over it.

Former Playboy Bunny and “Girls Next Door” star Holly Madison, 42, revealed that most of the gals in the mansion felt that having sex with Hugh Hefner was a “chore” they tried to check off “as quickly as possible.”

Madison teamed with fellow ex-Playmate Bridget Marquardt, 48, to start a new podcast, “Girls Next Level,” that premiered Monday.

In the first episode of the podcast, Madison speaks candidly about sleeping with the alleged notorious predator, who died at 91 in 2017.

According to Holly, the three of you who thought this was a sexy, ideal situation were wrong;  this was just a dreaded chore to be able to continue their stay at the Playboy Mansion (and if you ask other former Girl Next Door, Kendra Wilkinson, Holly was also responsible for an even messier chore).

“None of the females were into it — like, sorry to burst the bubble,” Madison, who dated Hefner from 2001 until 2008, claimed.

“We thought of it as a chore that we had to do or else we’ll get kicked out of the house,” she explained. “And everybody just wanted to make it go by as quickly as possible.”

Holly also described the scene as a Weekend at Bernie’s x Mean Girls porn nightmare, because Hef usually remained completely still during sex. I wonder whose job it was to check Hef’s pulse mid-pump?

“He wouldn’t move. He would be like a bump on the log in the middle of the bed,” Madison described. “I can’t explain to you guys how embarrassing that whole routine was. Especially as we got later down the road when there would be, like, a lot of conflict with the other girls.

“You’re literally sitting there naked having sex in front of a group of people who hate you and talk s – – t about you while you’re having sex, and you can hear it. It was just, like, hell.”

Bridget chimed in with the least concerning details of the whole ordeal: Hef’s room was a mess and there were vibrators everywhere. I guess the mansion’s cleaning crew was phoning in their chores as well.

Marquardt, who dated Hefner from 2002 until 2009, also shared some behind-the-scenes details of what reportedly went on inside the mogul’s private bedroom. “I was shocked at how messy it was,” she revealed. “We walked in and it was just a disaster in there. The lights were out, but there were two giant TV screens in there that were playing porn … There’s just so much junk. Then you get in [his room], and there’s vibrators all over the bed,” Marquardt went on. “It was just hoarder-style.”

“Imagine thinking you’re this big player and you’re bringing all these girls home, and your room looks like s – – t,” Madison chimed in. “It’s like the weird eccentric millionaire version of the guy with the mattress on the floor and a ‘Pulp Fiction’ poster.”

Tales of Hef’s yuckery and fuckery have been making the rounds pretty much forever, but also since the A&E docuseries, The Secret Life Of Playboy came out earlier this year, which Holly also took part in. And considering that Hef dropped a cement-lined coffin full of his most sensitive photos and videos to the bottom of the Pacific Ocean, being a dead fish in bed is probably low on his list of personal transgressions. If Holly wants to keep the podcast afloat, hopefully, she hasn’t already overplayed her hand by exposing all of the deets. She’s going to have to come up with other schemes, like journeying back to Hef’s bedroom with a blacklight and reporting on her findings or holding another séance to implore Hef’s ghost as to what made Crystal Harris inheritor wife material instead of her.

Pic: Andy Fossum/Startraksphoto.com

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