Night Crumbs

The Evangelistassaince is upon us! After settling her lawsuit with CoolSculpting, Linda Evangelista has continued her return to modeling with a cover of British Vogue’s September issue. Not pictured: all the bland dead-eyed nepotism models who are on the ground after fainting with shock from the sight of a model actually displaying some spark of life in her eyes – British Vogue

Amandla Stenberg currently stars in A24’s latest horror movie Bodies, Bodies, Bodies, and they decided to read the reviews, specifically the review from The New York Times. Out of all the words in the 500-word review, Amandla focused on the line that says BBB “doubles as a 95-minute advertisement for cleavage and Charli XCX’s latest single.” That seemed to irk Amandla and they slid into the reviewer’s DMs to basically say, “Quit staring at my tits!” – Pajiba

Olivia Wilde and Jason Sudeikis no longer directly speak to each other, and that’s surprising to hear. I mean, based on their custody messiness, you’d think they’d be exchanging BFF broken heart pendants and making friendship bracelets for each other – Celebitchy

I don’t know what’s messier: the slop that comes out of the mouth of Papa John’s founder or the slop that Papa John’s is trying to push as a crust-less pizza? – SOW

Since Halloween is coming up, I guess it’s time for another heave-inducing and horrific reminder about Hugh Hefner’s raw dog conveyor belt of young blondes – BuzzFeed

Well, there’s at least one person who thought that Christina Ricci’s performance in Casper was crap and that person is Christina Ricci – HuffPo

Q Lazzarus, the real elusive chanteuse who is best known for the synth-pop masterpiece Goodbye Horses and later disappeared from the spotlight, has died at 59 – Stereogum

Pic: British Vogue/Steven Meisel