Category: Dirty Money
Kanye West And Jared Kushner’s Family Both Got Several Millions In Paycheck Protection Program Loans
A few days ago, apropos of nothing besides the obvious (an aggressively throbbing ego), Kanye West announced that he’s running for President of the United States this year, even though he hasn’t filed the paperwork yet. But Kanye running made perfect sense to me, considering his love for both dumb, impulsive decisions and misguided political apparel. But now it looks like Kanye has also picked up some shady business tips from his favorite president and some of his in-laws.
Yesterday, the Treasury Department and Small Business Administration disclosed the names of every business that got $150,000 or more through the Paycheck Protection Program, the Trump administration’s COVID-19 stimulus program. And wouldn’t you know it, but apparently everyone’s favorite Christian Genius Billionaire – accent on the billionaire – reportedly accepted between $2 and $5 million. And Jared Kushner, son-in-law of Trump, allegedly made sure his family nabbed between $1 and $2 million for a school connected to their charity.
Kate Winslet Was Moved To Tears Upon Learning One Of Her Ancestors Was Poor
Kate Winslet is very, very rich but she doesn’t self-identity as rich. She would much rather you think of her as a poor person who just so happens to have a lot of money. In fact, Kate’s so poor on the inside, she’s practically descended from slaves, a fact she cried upon learning when it was revealed to her on the BBC genealogy show Who Do You Think You Are?.
Wendy William’s Estranged Husband Kevin Hunter Has Filed For Child And Spousal Support
Wendy William’s estranged husband Kevin Hunter is finding out that babies are expensive and that his new love child with his side chick are going to need more of Wendy’s money to continue in the lifestyle he’s grown accustomed to. So he’s filing for both child support and spousal support!
Ben Affeck Is Donating His Dirty Weinstein Money To Charity
Ben Affleck is not going to rest until he’s solved this whole “Hollywood happy hands” problem. After announcing that he was going to lead the charge to vanquish sexual assault, Variety reports that Brother Ben (oh, you didn’t know? He’s a saintly monk now. Forget that old creeper Bruh Ben you used to know) is putting his money where his mouth is by donating all future The Weinstein Company and Miramax earnings to charity.