Category: Arnold Schwarzenegger
Arnold Schwarzenegger Says He Would Win If He Ran For President
The presidential election is THEE reality show of America. But instead of winning a prize of 100,000 USD and the title of next drag superstar, you get a shiny nuclear button that has the capacity to devastate millions of lives. Also, the secret service gives you a cool new nickname. That’s the beauty of these United States! Any Joe Schmo can lead the free world if they’re popular enough. Well, almost anyone. The right to rule America is only reserved for citizens born in the US. And apparently, this is the only criterion stopping Arnold Schwarzenegger from becoming number 47.
Arnold Schwarzenegger Opens Up About Telling His Ex-Wife Maria Shriver About His Affair And Love Child
Lately, it seems like streaming giants have been handing out auto-biographical docuseries like doctors handing out Ozempic prescriptions- you get one even if you don’t need it! And the latest celeb we can expect to see oversharing on our screens is Arnold Schwarzenegger, whose Netflix docuseries will be dropping tomorrow and will dive into his experiences as a bodybuilder, actor, politician, and most importantly, two-timing cheater- which he gets candid about during his recollection of the moment his ex-wife Maria Shriver found out about his affair and secret love child.
George Takei Reveals He Officially Came Out Because He Was Upset With Arnold Schwarzenegger For Rejecting A Same-Sex Marriage Bill
George Takei has zero fucks to give anyone who tries to discount him as an out-and-proud gay man. But even George has previously revealed it took him so long to come out because Hollywood is exclusively only filled with straight people (insert eye roll and hearty laugh here). So with that in mind, and since he wanted to continue his acting career, he kept his private affairs on the hush-hush. But all of that changed after California governor (and former monotone action hero) Arnold Schwarzenegger decided to turn his back on all of his former LGBTQ+ friends and colleagues with a bill that smacked down same-sex marriage.
Miriam Margolyes Accuses Arnold Schwarzenegger Of Purposely Farting In Her Face
NME reports that, during a recent appearance on the “I’ve Got News for You” podcast, British-Australian acting legend Miriam Margolyes shared a very interesting story about working with Arnold Schwarzenegger on the 1999 action movie End of Days. Arnold played an ex-cop who tries to stop Satan from spreading his seed, and Miriam played Satan’s evil sister. In the film (11% on Rotten Tomatoes, by the way), Arnold and Miriam have a knock-down, drag-out fight scene. 81-year-old Miriam says that while they were filming, Arnie farted in her face while she was lying on the floor and “couldn’t escape.” Well, that sucks, but accidents happen, right? Nope! Miriam says, “he did it deliberately, right in my face.” Whoa, that’s a low blow!
Arnold Schwarznegger Was Involved A Bad Car Crash But Is Doing Fine
Apart from standing in a filled bathtub in the middle of an empty field during a raging thunderstorm, driving a car is likely the most dangerous thing you can do. And in America, we all gotta do it to get around, from the humblest West Elm employee to the aging action heroes of the 80s. Speaking of which, Arnold Schwarzenegger was recently in an accident that left four cars pretty dramatically banged up. Arnie may need a solicit the services of a stuntman when he drives!
After 10 Years, Arnold Schwarzenegger And Maria Shriver Are Officially Divorced
When you’re a married man and get caught with your dick in the vacuum cleaner, that’s embarrassing. If you get caught with your dick inside the woman pushing the vacuum cleaner, that’s grounds for divorce. But, if you get caught with your dick in the woman pushing the vacuum cleaner 8 years after the fact because she’s bringing her kid around and people start to notice that he has his thighs, then usually the divorce is swift and merciless. Or so one would assume! Not so for Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver, who, after 10 long years, have just finalized their divorce. Just imagine, if Arnold had knocked up his vacuum cleaner instead of his housekeeper, he might have gotten away with it by explaining that he purchased that new baby blue Dyson T-1000 for research purposes!