Afternoon Crumbs

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

My yankees hat looks very cool in the background in black and white.

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Thirst trap and gay baiter extraordinaire Nick Jonas is at it again. But judging by his stage 8 constipation face, he should be holding some MiraLAX, not his iPhone – Lainey Gossip 

Why were goats skinned to make Lady Gaga’s hideous coat, when the designer could’ve just went to a dumpster behind The Jim Henson Company and fished out a few rejected pink Muppet puppets? The end result would’ve looked better too – Celebitchy

It’s obvious that Brandi Glanville is just slapping at Gerald Butler for attention, but still, she shouldn’t take it so personally that he really didn’t remember her. There’s not a memory chip big enough to hold the names of every piece Gerald Butler has fucked   – Reality Tea

Never mind the fact that Antonio Sabato Jr. has no real political experience and is dumber than the stretched out elastic waistband on a pair of Calvin Klein underwear, some conservatives don’t want him to run for Congress because he played gay in movies – Towleroad

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Kim Kardashian And Kris Jenner Have Been Dismissed From Blac Chyna’s Lawsuit (For Now)

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s reason to celebrate at the compound today (syringes of sparkling Botox for all!). Several months ago, Blac Chyna decided to sue Kim Kardashian, Kris Jenner, and Rob Kardashian for allegedly plotting to kill her reality show, and accusing Rob of being violent. The Kardashians wanted it thrown out, arguing that Chyna’s choice to get a restraining order against her Rob & Chyna co-star is what killed her TV show. Lawyers for Blac Chyna and the Kardashians recently squared off in court. TMZ says that Kim and Kris got their wish, and a judge has tentatively dismissed them from Chyna’s lawsuit.

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Michelle Williams Was Paid 8 Times Less Than Marky Mark, And Tracee Ellis Ross Is Also Getting Paid A Lot Less Than Her Male Co-Star 

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

The ink hasn’t even dried on the thank you note Mark Wahlberg sent to his crisis publicist for coming up with the idea to give Time’s Up his $1.5 million fee for reshooting All the Money In The World, and there’s now another pay scandal involving him and his co-star Michelle WilliamsContinue reading

Mo’Nique Is Calling For A Netflix Boycott Based On Color And Gender Bias

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

You should know by now that Mo’Nique is a fighter who’s not afraid to speak her mind. She accused Lee Daniels of black balling her for “not playing the game” and being difficult to work with, even after she won an Oscar in Daniel’s Precious. She also came after Oprah and Tyler Perry and accused them of conspiring to snatch the role in The Butler out from between her hairy legs. Now Netflix is on Mo’Nique’s hit list for what she perceives as color and gender bias based on the relative offers received by herself, Amy Schumer, Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle for comedy specials on the network. And she’s asking for a boycott.

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Open Post: Hosted By KFC’s Gravy Cocktails

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

There’s nothing like ending a night of drunkenness by deep throating a fast food fried chicken drumstick as a voice from yonder says to you, “Yeah, that’s kind of inappropriate, and also you’re getting crumbs on my seats.” And yes, that voice is usually the Lyft driver.

Because fast food fried chicken and drunks go together like Trump’s naranja nalgas (narangas?) and a copy of Forbes with his daughter on the cover, KFC in the UK and Ireland squirted out a stunt that speaks to their drunk customer base. The Independent says that KFC got inspired by the trend in stocktails (cocktails made with broth, SICK) and invented three cocktails using Colonel Sanders special gravy as one of the ingredients. Apologies if I just gave you the image of Colonel Sanders busting his gravy into a cocktail.

Their vomtails won’t be sold in any KFCs, but they did share the recipes. They came up with The Gravy Mary (a Blood Mary with gravy, basically), The Southern Twist (bourbon, gravy, lemon, brown sugar, parsley) and The Fingerlickin’ Sour (mezcal, gravy, cherry liqueur, lemon juice, orange marmalade, salt, pepper and an egg white). They also made several videos of a bartender whipping that mess up.

Another way to make these cocktails is to swallow all the ingredients and shake your body good before sniffing KFC’s disgusting green beans. That shit will make you barf, and right before you do, position your mouth over a cocktail glass. VOILA! An instant KFC gravy cocktail!

Pic: KFC UK via The Independent 

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The Situation Pleads Guilty To Cheating The IRS

January 19, 2018 / Posted by:

If there’s one thing we all know, it’s that the IRS is the brightest pupil from Detective LaToya’s House of Creeping. In short, pay up or she’ll find your ass. Even though Mike “The Situation” Sorrentino had claimed he had not been guilty of adding tax evasion to his G, T, L to-do list, it appears a deal has been struck since he plead guilty in court today. Continue reading

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