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/ October 21, 2018

The descendant of Rikki-Tikki-Tavi!

So let’s say you’re a little mongoose and you’ve got four lions surrounding your ass. You could either help them tie their napkins around their necks before lying down and begging them to make it quick as your spirit prepares to see Jesus and your body parts prepare to end up in the stomachs of lions. Or you could bust out a song from The Lion King with hopes that it’d make those lions sing too and they’d forget about eating you. Or you could say fuck it to that Circle of Life shit and go crazier than, well, than a mongoose who doesn’t want to be eaten. Today’s HSOTD went with the third option.

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Birthday Sluts

/ October 21, 2018
Amber Rose (35)
Hope Hicks (30)
Glen Powell (30)
Aaron Tveit (35)
Matt Dallas (36)
Kim Kardashian (38)
Will Estes (40)
Jeremy Miller (42)
Andrew Scott (42)
Jade Jagger (47)
Melora Walters (59)
Ken Watanabe (59)

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Charlotte Caffey (65)
Julian Cope (61)
Catherine Hardwicke (63)
LaTanya Richardson (69)
Judge Judy (76)
Manfred Mann (78)
Joyce Randolph (94)
Carrie Fisher (1956-2016)
Celia Cruz (1925-2003)
Dizzy Gillespie (1917-1993)
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Open Post: Hosted By The Marilyn Manson-Faced Dildos

/ October 20, 2018

Eff the Great Pumpkin, nothing says “Happy Halloween!” like Marilyn Manson’s face on a dildo! UpRoxx reports that the sad clown of nu-metal unveiled some new Marilyn Manson-branded swag on Instagram yesterday. In addition to stencils for putting Marilyn’s insignia on your jack-o-lanterns, you can also get a fake dick bearing his face for each of your favorite orifices! As his hashtag says, #dickortreat!

 

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I guess this is…Halloween. #dickortreat

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This is probably not the best item to hand out to the kiddies who come to your door on All Hallows Eve. You should probably stick with fun size Snickers or toothbrushes (I’m kidding about the toothbrushes, everyone hated that family). It’s not because it’s that perverted. It’s more like Marilyn Manson ceased being edgy a long time ago and the 7-year-olds in Slenderman costumes are just going to see it and go “meh” and probably toss it in the gutter. And then we’ll have a build-up of Marilyn Manson dickheads blocking sewer grates and it will flood during the next storm and FEMA will have to be called. And Marilyn will become relevant again. No one wants that.

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Hailey Baldwin Trademarked The Name Hailey Bieber

/ October 20, 2018

Aside from telling the occasional random stranger, Justin Bieber and Hailey Baldwin have been keeping quiet their marriage and there’s a bit of the stale air of mystery hanging over whether or not they actually shackled themselves together for life since they didn’t do it in the eyes of the Big Dog, God. Well, the couple has come one step closer to acknowledging their legal union, because Hailey has just trademarked the name “Hailey Bieber“. And just like that, a marriage is confirmed and a new hashtag is born.

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Chris Pine Doesn’t Mind That The Internet Slobbered Over His Naked Body

/ October 20, 2018

If you are the type of person who gets moisty for a pair of perfectly combed caterpillar eyebrows, piercing blue eyes and a strong jaw line, whip out your calendar and circle November 9th with a red poster board size Sharpie. The good news is that on November 9th, Chris Pine‘s new movie Outlaw King will be released. As some of us already know,  it features him butt naked, dangly bits and all. The best news is that it will be released on Netflix so you can enjoy it in the privacy of your own home.

Chris was a guest on The Graham Norton Show last night, and while sandwiched between Sally Field and Rami Malek (that’s a sandwich I would order twice), Graham pressed him about the recent Twitterverse responses to his naked appearance in Outlaw King.

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