Lady Gaga’s Fiancé Got A Tattoo Of Her Face

November 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Now that’s love. UsWeekly says that Lady Gaga’s fiancé Christian Carino got his bride-to-be’s mug tattooed on his arm just under his shoulder. It’s either big love, or he got it because she changes her look up so often that he wanted to be able to identify her on an hourly basis. Seriously, she must go to the john in one outfit and come back in another. It’s a revolving door of lewk in that joint. Continue reading

Rashida Jones Didn’t Leave Pixar Because Of Sexual Harassment, But The Reason Is Not Much Better

November 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Freddie Mercury must be cashing big royalty checks in Heaven right now, because every morning millions start humming “Another One Bites The Dust” as soon as we look at the news. Pixar’s chief creative officer John Lasseter announced yesterday that he was taking a 6-month leave of absence from Disney and Pixar in response to allegations of sexually inappropriate behavior (or “unwanted hugs,” as he claimed).

The Hollywood Reporter was quick to report that John had a long history of not-right touching and making comments about people’s appearance. They also reported that Rashida Jones and her writing partner Will McCormack quit their gig writing Toy Story 4 because John had made unwanted advances towards Rashida. In an effort to set the record straight, Rashida and Will have a fun good news/bad news scenario for you.

Continue reading

Jennifer Lawrence And Darren Aronofsky Are Over

November 22, 2017 / Posted by:

And there it goes, my hope of reading a future wedding day story about Jennifer Lawrence tripping repeatedly down the aisle in a busted Dior wedding gown while Darren Aronofsky waits impatiently at the end in his finest formal scarf. People magazine is reporting that JLaw and Darren have called it quits after a little more than a year of dating.

Continue reading

Nick Carter Has Been Accused Of Rape (UPDATE)

November 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Although the story was slightly repulsive, the one about the Backstreet Boys utilizing AJ McLean’s fart for a hit song was a beautiful and wholesome fairy tale compared to this one. According to the New York Daily News, an actress and singer named Melissa Schuman is accusing Backstreet Boy and alleged bouncer choker Nick Carter of raping her in 2004. The details are ugly, so have the cute animal vid of your choice ready to watch after this one. You’re going to need it.

Continue reading

David Cassidy Has Died

November 22, 2017 / Posted by:

This one is going to hurt pretty hard for a whole lot of former teen girls of the 70s who used to wish hard on their favorite mood rings at night that they might get asked to the prom by Keith Partridge. A few days after he was rushed to a Ft. Lauderdale, Florida hospital due to organ failure, David Cassidy has died at the age of 67.

Continue reading

SHARE

src="https://c.statcounter.com/922697/0/f674ac4a/1/"
alt="drupal analytics" >