A little over a week ago, we all reached into our pockets to see if our iPhones magically turned into a Motorola Razr and checked to see if we were wearing Juicy Couture sweats and “Chinese slippers” from Pearl River, because it seemed like everyone had time-traveled back to 2001 after Vanessa Trump opened a package full of suspicious white shit (it turned out to be corn starch). The reboot of the Anthrax scare of 2001 didn’t end there. The London Evening Standard says that Scotland Yard is investigating a letter and some Anthrax-looking powder that was sent to Prince Hot Ginge and Meghan Markle at Kensington Palace. WHY IS EVERYBODY LOOKING AT ME? Yes, I may or may not have sent Meghan Markle a “fan letter” that partly read, “Step off the ginge, you home wrecking basic cable harlot hussy trollop tramp,” but it wasn’t racist. And apparently, the letter that was sent to Meghan would make the KKK proud.
It used to be that back in the 90s and early 2000s, you couldn’t look sideways without catching a glimpse of Brendan Fraser’s face on a movie poster or TV screen. Encino Man was everywhere! Then a few years ago he sort of vanished, and the only public appearances he seemed to make were as a goofy Golden Globes GIF in a comment thread. Brendan was still around, of course, but not in the same way he was before. He spoke to GQ about disappearing, and he’s got a few explanations for why that is. You might have want to keep that GIF on standby to lighten the mood later, because one of the reasons for Brendan’s lack of exposure involves sexual harassment.
Long before Cheryl was robbing the One Direction cradle, Kim Cattrall opened the cougar cage to show it’s A-OK to simultaneously stare down the menopause barrel while a twentysomething hunk of man mean takes care of your kibble ‘n bits. Her character Samantha in Sex And The City took Smith Jerrod (played by Jason Lewis) home one night, and she made him a star! Despite the faux career trajectory, Jason does not seem to have much loyalty to his TV and movie girlfriend. Continue reading
You knew it would only be a matter of time before Oprah had words for Donald Trump after he called her “insecure” and “biased” after her 60 Minutes segment last Sunday. I honestly didn’t think she would respond at all so he could follow up with a desperate “Come At Me O!” tweet. But Oprah had a little help from her friend Ellen DeGeneres who came to her aid and gave her the opportunity to respond to the tweet herself during her talk show.
The last time we checked in on who Rachel McAdams was dating (or “Who Rachel McAdams is killing time with until her true love Ryan Gosling swoops back into her life” as those remaining die-hard The Notebook fans might say), she was dating fellow hot Canadian person Taylor Kitsch. This isn’t good news for people who are hoping this story ends with a Lil’ Tim Riggins/Regina George baby.
Harvey Weinstein Dragged Meryl Streep And Jennifer Lawrence Into One Of His Lawsuits, And They’re Not Happy
According to Page Six, Harvey Weinstein and his team is trying to get a judge to throw out a New York class-action sexual harassment lawsuit from six lesser-known actresses. Harvey’s team responded to the lawsuit in court documents and used Meryl Streep and Jennifer Lawrence as examples of two actresses he didn’t harass or assault. If the case ever goes to trial, don’t expect to see Meryl and Jennifer holding up Justice4Harv signs while wearing Free Harv t-shirts on his side of the courtroom, because they’re pissed.