Birthday Sluts

/ February 23, 2019
Emily Blunt (36)
Dakota Fanning (25)
Skylar Grey (33)
Aziz Ansari (36)
Josh Gad (38)
Kelly MacDonald (43)
Niecy Nash (49)
Daymond John (50)
Mia Michaels (53)

Pic: 20th Century Fox

Michael Dell (54)
Veronica Webb (54)
Howard Jones (64)
Brad Whitford (67)
Patricia Richardson (68)
Shakira Caine (72)
Peter Fonda (79)
Victor Fleming (1889-1949)
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Afternoon Crumbs

/ February 22, 2019

In news that is almost older than the sinking of the Titanic itself, Reba McEntire was on Watch What Happens Live! last night and talked about how she almost played the role of Molly Brown in Titanic, but dreaded scheduling conflicts meant she had to drop out, and as we know, the role went to Kathy Bates. Reba as Molly Brown wouldn’t have made sense anyway. Because during the voyage, she’d definitely bust out Fancy on the deck, which would cause all of the icebergs around them to melt from the hotness of it all, and she’d unknowingly save the day!  – SOW

It looks like Gisele Bundchen pulled both her face and the sheets off the bed for this look – Lainey Gossip 

In case you didn’t think it was possible for Robin Thicke and Miley Cyrus’ VMAs performance to get ickier, just picture Jabba the Trump fapping to it… – Pajiba

If you happen to be a spaceship pilot from the future and are caught in a snowstorm, but also suffering from overheated nips and crotch, just wear this high fashion foolery that Bella Hadid is working – Drunken Stepfather

The trailer for Jordan Peel’s Twilight Zone reboot needs more Talking Tina – Towleroad

What in rejected En Vogue performance pants from the 90s HELL is Olivia Munn wearing? – Popoholic

Calvin Klein should ask for a refund from Kendall Jenner, because they could’ve gotten more life, charisma and sexiness out of an overcooked Fettuccine noodle – Hollywood Tuna 

File this under “Why are the peasants storming the palace today?!” – Celebitchy

Clark Gable III, the grandson of Clarke Gable, has died at the way, way, waaay too young age of 30 – Just Jared

Pic: YouTube

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Pete Davidson Only Has Eyes For Kate Beckinsale…But Still Hung Up With His Ex

/ February 22, 2019

I like Serendipity as much as the next queen, but you best be careful, Pete Davidson! That leading lady seems like she’ll toss you out along with today’s newspaper. Oh, wait. You’re too young to know what a newspaper is. Pete and Kate have been casually humping since the Golden Globes, and, while Kate’s camp makes it sound like she gets there’s a 20-year age gap between them and is just having fun, Pete might be in L-U-V. Sooo why was he seen with his ex-girlfriend Carly Aquilino?

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Open Post: Hosted By Kanye West’s Rainbow Sherbet Hair

/ February 22, 2019

A psychedelic Pterodactyl took a dump on Kanye West’s head. But he had to be in the right place at the right time for that to have happened, and I think we all know who pushed him under that bird. When there’s trouble brewing at the Koven HQ, the Koven gets to work. Nothing begets attention like more attention, maybe that’s why in the wake of the news of Khloe Kardashian and Tristan Thompson’s marriage imploding, Kanye’s out here frowning for the paps, sporting a faddish new do. While the new hair could be attributed to spontaneous opportunism, Kanye’s daughter North West’s first magazine cover and spread could have been planned in advance to coincide with Tristian’s infidelity storyline.

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Patriots Owner Robert Kraft Got Busted In A Prostitution Sting

/ February 22, 2019

I don’t think anybody here expected Robert Kraft’s seventh ring to come from the prostitution variety. Hot off the heels of Bobby’s New England Patriots’ sixth Super Bowl win, it appears Bob frequents the Orchids of Asia “spa” in Jupiter, Florida, for a little R&R that came with a happy ending. In fact, Bob may have been a regular, and the police were onto his ass. Law enforcement officials announced a bust of 25 people who were soliciting sex at Orchids of Asia, and Bob’s name made the list.

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R. Kelly Was Charged With 10 Counts Of Aggravated Criminal Sexual Abuse

/ February 22, 2019

Well I’ll be damned. Just when you thought the entire Chicago legal system was laser focused on proving the guilt of a man who used a personal check in the alleged commission of a felony, it’s nice to know they also had the time to conduct a grand jury investigation into the alleged sexual abuse crimes of Robert Sylvester Kelly. According to TMZ, the Cook County State’s Attorney Kim Foxx has charged Robert with 10 counts of aggravated criminal sexual abuse, and I just decided to have champagne for lunch. And dinner. While I’m celebrating, Robert is probably packing a sad brown bag lunch and texting his one remaining friend to come water his plants while he’s gone because he’s expected to voluntarily turn himself over to authorities tonight after a no-bail arrest warrant was issued.

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