“Just Friends” Diane Kruger And Norman Reedus Were Spotted Kissing On The Street

March 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Ever since the rumors about Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus started, denial after denial has been spit up. When there was a rumor that Diane dry humped on Norman at a bar while she was still with Joshua Jackson, it was shot down. When Diane and Pacey broke up and it was rumored that her cooze moved on to Norman’s greasy parts, some source said that they were just friends. But now E! News has pictures of Diane and Norman holding hands and putting their faces so close together it looks like they’re kissing. Tricks got caught (by the pap they probably called).

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Brad Pitt And Angelina Jolie Are Playing Nice Now

March 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Two months ago, I’d make a joke that St. Angie Jolie is using her holy finger to point at Brad Pitt and say, “Ha, I’m with stupid.” But now, she’s using her holy finger to point at him and say, “Yeah, I’m still with stupid, but he’s stupid AND nice now.

Up until early January, Brad and Angie were shanking at each other and trying to drag each other’s pristine reputations through a puddle of diarrhea. One was accusing the other of fucking up their children by making their custody battle so public. The other was accusing the other one of not wanting the public to learn the terrifying truth! They finally decided to take their ugliness behind closed doors. And now, sources are telling both People and E! News that Brad and Angie have gone from communicating through slam pieces on TMZ to actually talking to each other directly.

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Kesha’s Amended Lawsuit Against Dr. Luke Got Rejected By A Judge

March 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Back in January, both Kesha and Dr. Evil’s spiritual son Dr. Luke asked a judge to amend the claims they had against each other regarding his ongoing contract lawsuit. Dr. Luke wanted his to include another allegation that Kesha, her mom Pebe Sebert, and her fans were smearing his name all over the place. Kesha, on the other hand, had a much longer list of amendments.

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Hot Slut Of The Day!

March 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Kevin, the gutter-brained Wheel of Fortune contestant who’s a perv after my own heart. If the phrase, “after my own heart,” was an almost-complete Wheel of Fortune clue that looked like, “Af_ _r My Own _ _ _R _,” Kevin would definitely answer, “After My Own Hard-On!” Oh, Kevin.

Kevin got his 15 seconds of internet fame last night after he saw the clue above before him and thought he conquered that bitch when his brain (which is run by the same horny fuel as mine) high-fived itself while saying, “Bro, it’s totally ‘A Streetcar Naked Desire.‘” Paul made everyone at home do the face-to-palm move when he asked the owner of the greatest job in the world, Vanna White, to show him a K. While everybody d’oh’d at Kevin’s dumb mistake, that perv in plugs, Pat Sajak, probably got moist in the tip while thinking about a porn version of A Streetcar Named Desire. 

Sure, everyone can make fun of Kevin’s fuck-up, but I’m pretty sure he was thinking of a work by Tennessee Williams’ lesser known brother, San Fernando Valley Williams. San Fernando Valley Williams’ other works include The Ass Menagerie, The Rose Tittoo and Cat On A Hot Tin Poon. Now who’s the uneducated one?!

I’m sure that Kevin’s answer will make complete sense when someone discovers his Reddit username and finds out that he regularly posts in objectophilia threads about how he really gets the tingles for streetcars.

Pic: CBS Television

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Birthday Sluts

March 22, 2017 / Posted by:

Constance Wu (35)
Nick Robinson (22)
Cody Gifford (27)
Tyler Oakley (28)
Tania Raymonde (29)
Mims (36)
Shannon Bex (37)
Kellie Shanygne Williams (41)
Reese Witherspoon (41)
Cole Hauser (42)
Anne Dudek (42)
Guillermo Díaz (42)
Elvis Stojko (45)
Keegan-Michael Key (46)
Meghan Chavalier (48)
Rick Harrison (52)
Matthew Modine (58)
Stephanie Mills (60)
Lena Olin (62)
Bob Costas (65)
Fanny Ardant (68)
Wolf Blitzer (69)
Andrew Lloyd Webber (69)
William Shatner (86)
Pat Robertson (87)
Stephen Sondheim (87)

Pic: Instagram

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