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Neither Amal or George Clooney have said anything about the rumor that she’s got twins growing her womb and is due to birth them out in March, but she did show up to an event last night with not much of a bump. I bet that Amal and George are expecting twins in March, but she’s not the one who’s knocked up, he is. I mean, that blazer is looking a little tight around the bump area – Lainey Gossip
The Baywatch movie got a calendar – Drunken Stepfather
Emma Watson thinks that Belle from Beauty and the Beast is a better role model than Cinderella. Yeah, Belle’s a great role model, alright, a great role model for aspiring animal fuckers – Celebitchy
That’s not Scott Isadick’s dick, silly. That’s the pair of Arthur George socks he keeps in his sweats just in case he runs into Rob Kardashian and needs to slip them on real quick. And yes, I don’t know the names of all the state capitals, but I do know the name of Rob’s sock line. Just bury me alive now – The Superficial
Chance the Rapper’s brother came out as a lover of peen and punane – Towleroad
Okay, but what in Effie Trinket-going-to-a-funeral HELL is Rita Ora wearing? – The Nip Slip
If the definition for “juicy” has been changed to “full of plastic,” then I agree with Kylie Jenner’s Juicy Couture sweats! – Popoholic
If you click through these Hilary Duff walking pictures real fast, it’s like a flipbook! I know, it’s the little things… – IDLYITW
George Carlin’s words, now paired with puppy GIFs – Pajiba
This straight dude watching The Bachelor needs to follow the contestants’ lead and guzzle down a glass of wine, or two – Hollywood Tuna
Pennsatucky is not leaving Orange is the New Black – Just Jared
According to Kathy Griffin, Josh Groban is a real mega slut – SOW
Matt LeBlanc’s daughter and I have something in common – Popsugar
Yesterday a source told TMZ that Justin Bieber thinks this drama-causing thing between The Weeknd and Selena Gomez is just Selena being Selena and hooking up with anyone she makes new music with. UsWeekly says Bella Hadid is co-signing that theory. Except she’s not just gossiping with her friends in the girls bathroom about it; she’s also warning The Weeknd about them. Bella truly is the Paul Revere of her generation.
Like Justin Bieber, a source says that Bella thinks Selena is the type to get involved on the job and Selena is reportedly recording music with The Weeknd. Apparently Bella has alerted her former boyfriend several times about the possibility of Selena using him. Several times! Bella is concerned. Sadly, The Weeknd hasn’t been listening to Bella’s warnings.
“Bella has reached out to Abel a few times and told him Selena is using him,” says the Hadid pal. “He thinks she’s just jealous and isn’t listening to her.”
Good effort Bella, but why does she think The Weeknd cares? I’ve listened to Starboy several times, and it made me want to walk through a Los Angeles pool party high on pills and find some emotionally broken person to have sex with while I contemplate my own existence. What I’m trying to say is, The Weeknd strikes me as the casual type who likes a girl with issues and doesn’t like to get too attached. If anything, Bella’s warning probably just made The Weeknd more into Selena. “So what you’re saying is, she’ll be gone as soon as the song is out? Great, thanks for the tip!”
Hollywood has temporarily stepped away from butchering your favorite childhood movies with a machete and is planning to make a live-action/animation hybrid masterpiece based on the technicolor work of Lisa Frank. Some may say that Hollywood has officially given up since they’re now making movies about school supplies, but I say that Hollywood has finally started brain-farting up original ideas. A Lisa Frank movie is what we all need and I hope this leads to a riveting and gritty biopic about every child’s first drug pusher Mr. Sketch.
About three years ago, Jezebel did an expose about how the Lisa Frank company may look like a rainbow-coated wonderland of glittery panda queefs on the outside, but on the inside it was a torture chamber of craziness and abuse. Lisa Frank’s husband at the time was the company’s CEO and he was allegedly a real coke-snorting demon. Now THAT is the movie that really should be made, but that may have to wait. The Hollywood Reporter says that this Lisa Frank movie focuses on the raver unicorns and neon dolphins.
Lisa Frank is working with producer Jon Shestack to bring her world to the movie screen. Lisa released this statement about it:
“I have always wanted to do a feature film that brings the world of Lisa Frank to life. We have so much backstory on our characters and they have been alive in my imagination since the beginning.”
There’s no script and there’s no director involved yet, so it’s probably far off from getting a release date. But the second it gets a release date, every dealer who specializes in acid better mark it down in their Lisa Frank planner, because that’s going to be the busiest business day in history.
Pic: Lisa Frank
Gwyneth Paltrow recently discovered yoni eggs, which are egg-shaped stones you shove up your snatch to allegedly help you keep things tight and tingly. Yesterday we learned that Gwyneth was selling a $66 jade egg on her website specifically to put up your vagina. Goop claimed that the jade egg would work in a number of magical ways, which included increases in chi, orgasms, vaginal muscle tone, hormonal balance, and feminine energy. She also did a Q&A with the maker of the eggs, Shiva Rose. GOOP’s jade egg has already sold out.
A gynecologist named Dr. Jen Gunter has chimed in with her thoughts. Dr. Jen wrote an open letter to Gwyneth, and surprisingly it wasn’t to congratulate Gwyneth on successfully finding a new way to waste people’s money.
And of course in that picture of Camila Alves is a stoned Matthew McConaughey wondering if the tinsel on that foil gold Christmas tree in front of him is smokeable.
At last night’s NYC premiere of Gold (that mining scandal movie where the Texas T-Rex looks like he’s doing low-budget cosplay of Christian Bale in American Hustle), Camila Alves took the title of the movie all the way by covering her body with 5 pounds of tinsel and hundreds of yards of gold fabric. Camila is brave for wearing that ensemble out in NYC, because that top part looks like a golden shower, so I’m surprise that Donald Trump didn’t try to bathe under it.
If Trump’s penthouse apartment and Liberace’s dining room had sloppy, dirty, messy fuck times, the wet spot they left would look like what Camila is wearing. She looks like a new money whore house madam. It’s gaudy! It’s tacky! It’s ugly! I love it!