Leave Chachi Alone! He’s the Real Victim Here! 

April 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Scott Baio, the corroded dick cheese nugget clinging to an ingrown hair on humanity’s right ballsack, has shit on “fake news” on Twitter before. But over the weekend, his dim dumb ass fell for fake news and he repeated a wrong rumor about how the Joanie to his Chachi, Erin Moran, died. Erin died at the age of 56 at her home in New Salisbury, Indiana on Saturday. Erin had a history of addiction, so it didn’t take long for a tabloid to burp up a story about how she died of an overdose. The Daily Mail said that a “source” told them that Erin died of a suspected heroin overdose. That rumor was picked up by others and Scott Baio eventually saw it.

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Former “Bachelor” Chris Soules Has Been Arrested For Allegedly Hitting And Killing The Driver Of A Tractor

April 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Chris Soules, aka Prince Farming from the 19th season of The Bachelor, contestant on The Bachelorette, and fourth runner up on the 20th season of Dancing with the Stars, is currently in trouble with the law for allegedly fucking up real bad in Buchanan County, Iowa. According to TMZ, Chris Soules rear-ended a John Deere tractor trailer with his pick-up truck on a road last night at around 8:20, sending the tractor and driver into the ditch. Instead of sticking around, he reportedly fled the scene in a panic; state patrol tells KWWL Iowa 7 that he left his truck behind. An ambulance arrived and took the tractor driver to the hospital, where he died.

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Serena Williams Has Something To Say About Nasty Nastase’s Baby Joke

April 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Serena Williams is having a baby with her fiancé, Reddit co-founder Alexis Onahian. I’m sure some in the tennis world responded by congratulating her or getting on the phone with Wilson and ordering a dozen or so custom-made infant-sized racquets with “future GOAT” printed on the handle. Romanian tennis champion Ilie Nastase acknowledged Serena’s big news by keeping true to his nickname and telling a nasty-ish joke about the baby growing inside her. Not surprisingly, Serena is not here for it.

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Birthday Sluts

April 25, 2017 / Posted by:

Al Pacino (77)
Sara Paxton (29)
Daniel Sharman (31)
Melonie Diaz (33)
Hazel E (37)
Jacob Underwood (37)
Marguerite Moreau (40)
Jason Lee (47)
Joe Buck (48)
Gina Torres (48)
Renee Zellweger (48)
Hank Azaria (53)
Andy Bell (53)
Jeffrey DeMunn (70)
Talia Shire (71)
Stu Cook (72)
Bjorn Ulvaeus (72)
Len Goodman (73)
William Roache (85)
Ella Fitzgerald (1917-1996)

Pic: Paramount Pictures

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