Shannen Doherty’s Husband Is Suing Her Former Management Team For Ruining His Sex Life, Among Other Things
Shannen Doherty’s cancer lawsuit against her ex manager wrapped up a few months ago and now it’s her husband Kurt Iswarienko’s turn to file his own.
Shannen, who is deep in a battle with cancer, sued her former management, Tanner Mainstain Glynn & Johnson, for causing her SAG insurance policy to be cancelled due to a missed payment. Shannen argued that during the time it took her to reboot her insurance, her cancer showed up. Kurt has filed his own lawsuit against TMG&J and TMZ says the details of his lawsuit are similar to Shannen’s. Except Kurt’s lawsuit brings sex into it, or rather his lack of sex.
It’s been a quick minute since I posted about the legal fight for Nick Loeb and Sofia Vergara’s frozen embryos, so let’s catch up real quick. When Nick and Sofia were together, they embryos and those embryos were frozen. But then they broke up, and Sofia went on to screw her now-husband Joe ManJello and Nick went on try to screw her in court. Nick sued for custody of the frozen embryos and he mouth shit out a diarrhea stream of bullshit about how he’s pro-life and just can’t leave his “children” in a freezer. Nick cried that he’s always wanted to be a father. Sofia doesn’t want that and wants the embryos to remain frozen forever.
Since then, Sofia’s legal team put on their rubber gloves and decided to get as messy as Nick has. Sofia demanded that Nick publicly give up the names of the two ex-girlfriends who had abortions around 20 years ago. Sofia’s lawyers wanted to depose the women and question them about Nick’s past sex life and abortion beliefs. A judge in California sided with Sofia. Nick refused to spit up those names and Page Six says that instead of naming his exes, he dropped his lawsuit against Sofia in California on Tuesday. But it’s far from over and in fact, this shit has climbed to a level of fuckery I didn’t think existed. Sofia and Nick’s embryos are suing her. I see that 2016 still has a napkin tied around its neck, because it’s obviously not done with eating us alive.
I’m neither Brad Pitt, Brad Pitt’s lawyer, or one of his many children, but I know a lot about his custody battle with his soon-to-be ex-wife Angelina Jolie. Every day, there’s a new story about who has the kids or where the kids are moving or how many supervised visits Brad gets. Well, Brad really wanted it so that none of us will know anything about his custody battle in the future. Bad news for him, a judge doesn’t agree.
I mean, remember this:
And that was all the way back in 2006! So to quote the flambéed Ghoulie, “You, as in us, were Time’s Person of the Year when Time was highly relevant and at the top of its game. And now Jabba the Trump is getting our sloppy seconds. SAD!”
Uh oh, do you hear that? That low rumbling sound that tells you there’s a disturbance in the fame whore force? I believe that sound is caused by Kim and Khloe Kardashian angrily bouncing their Hoppy Ball butts down to their lawyer’s office while Kourtney Kardashian trails half a mile behind them (she gets distracted in the outside).
Paola Saulino, the Italian “actress” and “glamour model” who vowed to suck the salsiccia of anybody who voted NO on a very important constitutional referendum and is promising to go through with it!
When Madonna promised to blow and swallow anybody who voted for Hillary Clinton, I figured that many fame whores would pull the same move for some quick attention. I expected Pimp Mama Kris to get her hos to promise ass-to-mouth to anybody who wrote in the name KRIS JENNER on their ballot. Surprisingly, that didn’t happen, but Madge’s thirsty move (pun intended) did inspire a fellow political activist (and president of her country’s Attention Whore Party) to use her mouth for what she believes is the good of her country! Most use their mouths to voice their opinions on what’s going on, but Italian actress/glamour model is using her mouth to personally say grazie to the peen of every citizen who voted against the referendum. Mel Gibson is so moving to Italy…