Brangelina May Have Tried To Skimp On Renovation Payments

August 18, 2017 / Posted by:

The ghost of Marie Antoinette is loitering around Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie’s 40-room French chateau these days cackling, “Let them eat cake in the dark!The Guardian (via Vanity Fair) reports there has been an ongoing home renovation dispute at Château Miraval…maybe Angelina has decided to embark on an HGTV career, since it doesn’t look like that Cleopatra movie is ever getting made?? Continue reading

Robin Thicke Is Having A Baby With Barely Legal Girlfriend April Love Geary

August 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Repugnant papa Robin Thicke is about to be a parent again. Robin’s been out of the headlines for a minute after grossing us all out for months during his divorce and extra messy custody battle with Paula Patton. During those early, heady days of 2017, Robin and Paula had all their business up in our grills. Allegations of child abuse, spousal abuse, drug abuse and abuses against common decency were all flung in Robin’s direction, yet his girlfriend April Love Geary still thought it would be a good idea to seal the deal with Robin by putting a Thicke fetus up in her.

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Kanye West Is Working On A Super-Secret Project In Japan Right Now

August 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Kanye West has been laying a little lower than usual over the past couple months. He’s been MIA from Kim Kardashian’s social media feed (although that could be because there just isn’t enough room for him between the selfies and apologies). Page Six says Kanye is hiding out in Japan at the moment. I wish I could say he’s there doing car commercials, but it’s not nearly that exciting or glamorous.

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Birthday Sluts

August 18, 2017 / Posted by:

Frances Bean Cobain (25)
Mika (34)
Andy Samberg (39)
Kaitlin Olson (42)
Chris Kelly (47)
Malcolm-Jamal Warner (47)
Edward Norton (48)
Everlast (48)
Christian Slater (48)
Sarita Choudhury (51)
Bob Harper (52)
Craig Bierko (53)
Bob Woodruff (56)
Eddie Santiago (57)
Madeleine Stowe (59)
Denis Leary (60)
Carole Bouquet (60)
Elayne Boosler (65)
Martin Mull (74)
Robert Redford (81)
Roman Polanski (84)
Rosalynn Carter (90)
Patrick Swayze (1952-2009)

Pic: Instagram


Night Crumbs

August 17, 2017 / Posted by:

Emma Stone and Andrew Garfield might be on again after they were seen in London holding hands while “sneaking out the back door” after his performances of Angels in America. I won’t believe it until some British source reports seeing her “clutch his crumpet” – Lainey Gossip

Can someone arrange to get a case of water to Katharine McPhee? She’s obviously very thirsty – Drunken Stepfather

Halsey in Playboy looks like an aspiring American Apparel model who didn’t get the message that they went out of business – The Nip Slip

Mariska Hargitay’s Joyful Heart foundation will be receiving an “extremely generous” donation from her number one superfan Taylor SwiftCelebitchy

Two Real Housewives of Dallas are feuding over a blog post – Reality Tea

Tyler the Creator says he had a boyfriend at 15. “BRAG” hissed dorky, boyfriend-less 15-year-old me who used to hang out at the library after school – Towleroad

Kate Upton used a furry muff to cover her titties – Hollywood Tuna

Fill in the blank: Emily Ratajkowski is in a _____. Did you guess bikini? Of course you did – Popoholic

The release of Alicia Vikander’s Tulip Fever has been delayed yet again, and it’s not so a team of writers could think up a better name than Tulip FeverPajiba

Cher continues to redefine the word “legendary” by recording an intergalactic autotuned trap beat banger for a cartoon kids show – OMG Blog

Kim Kardashian is reportedly pressuring Khloe Kardashian to increase her earning potential…I mean, have a baby – Starcasm

Amy Schumer made an appearance on Judge Judy. It wasn’t because someone finally took her to court for allegedly thieving jokes – Boy Culture

Ariel Winter announced she had started filming the 9th season of Modern Family in literally the most Ariel Winter way – IDLYITW

Here’s Jeff Garlin in his underwear, and to borrow from Larry David, it’s pretty pretty pretty good? – SOW

Leonardo DiCaprio is on vacation with a blonde and the surprise twist is that it’s not a 22-year-old panty model (it’s Kate Winslet) – Popsugar

The only reason I can come up with for why Nick Jonas is wearing that hideous beige pleather snakeskin-print jacket is that he lost a very high-stakes bet – Just Jared



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