Category: The Bachelor
Former “Bachelor” Contestant Melissa Rycroft Strickland Has Fallen Sick After Vacationing In The Dominican Republic
I’m sure you’ve heard about the recent spate of tourists dying while on vacation in the Dominican Republic. It’s all over the news. And if you’re a reality TV “personality” who just so happened to visit the DR recently, and you play your cards right, you too can be all over the news! According to WGN, a 10th tourist has fallen victim to a mysterious illness she presumably picked up while vacationing in the DR. Will former Dancing With The Stars/Bachelor contestant Melissa Rycroft Strickland suffer the same horrifying fate, or does she just have diarrhea? Keep your eyes glued to her Instagram to find out!
“The Bachelor” Chris Soules Has To Pay $2.5 Million To The Family Of The Man He Killed
You’ve gotta hand it to Chris Soules for taking his “Prince Farming” schtick to to new heights of absurdity. Chris was the man handing out the roses on season 19 of The Bachelor and now he’s going to be handing out $2.5 million to the family of the man he killed when he plowed into a John Deere tractor with his big ‘ole truck. Sure, I guess it could happen to anyone, but Chris is facing criminal charges in addition to the civil settlement because he failed to stick around after the accident as required by law.
Ellen Pompeo Defends Kelly Ripa’s Hatred Of “The Bachelorette” While Hannah Brown Does Damage Control
The battle of the ABC shows started with Kelly Ripa slamming The Bachelor and The Bachelorette saying it “disgusts” her because she hates seeing women fight with each other over a man. This set off a fire storm of conflict (sort of). The producer of the show Mike Fleiss checked Kelly on Twitter and so did Bachelor host Chris Harrison. Well don’t worry Kelly, because you have people on your side, too. Specifically one of the highest paid actresses on network television, Grey’s Anatomy‘s Head Bitch: Ellen Pompeo.
Kelly Ripa Is “Disgusted” By “The Bachelorette”
Kelly Ripa got a strongly worded email and a tense phone call this morning for sure, because she has come after one of the biggest shows on ABC, which her morning show Live With Kelly And Ryan is on. On her show yesterday, Kelly said that she loathes The Bachelor and The Bachelorette. In fact she says they’re “disgusting”. As disgusting as working with Ryan Seacrest? Well, now two of the dons of Bachelor Nation are checking Kelly for trying to drag their money-making, engagement-slinging, relationship-regurgitating, scripted television behemoth.
Breaking News: Virgin Bachelor Thinks Period Panties Are Gross
For a man who I’m sure has spent the better part of his life being called Colton Underwear, TV’s The Bachelor Colton Underwear (ok, Underwood) doesn’t know very much about his namesake. Colton recently appeared on a show called LadyGang (it’s not nearly as cool as it sounds, they do NOT have matching satin jackets) and received the shock of his life when he learned that women generally don’t throw their panties out every time they get their period. Upon hearing about period panties, Colton showed his ass by screaming “that is so gross!” and inadvertently let every one know he shits his pants on the regular by comparing the two. Apparently this has pissed some people off, but why are they surprised? His name is COLTON UNDERWOOD.
Khloé Kardashian Is Allegedly “In Contention” To Be The Next “Bachelorette”
Tragic newly single mom and crypt message poster Khloé Kardashian‘s recent romantic woes have supposedly made her a contender for The Bachelorette. At least that’s what The Bachelor/ette franchise creator Mike Fleiss wants you to believe. Fleiss obviously hasn’t considered the many reasons why Khloe, 34, could never be the next Bachelorette. One is that, upon hearing the news, every rose (including the plastic ones) on the planet said “fuck that noise” and shriveled into nothingness. So both series are canceled now because roses don’t exist anymore. Thanks for that, Khloé (no shade).