Category: The Bachelor
Cosmopolitan Pulled A “Bachelor” Contestant’s Digital Cover Over A “White Lives Matter” Photo Shoot
Last night on The Bachelor, a “competition” went down and it involved the contestants competing in a photo shoot. So the winner of the photo shoot (AKA the first woman to kiss Bachelor Peter Weber in front of the others) won a digital cover of Cosmopolitan. And one of the two Victorias–Victoria Fuller–took the prize. Welp, but that prize was worthless to Victoria F after Cosmo found out about her “White Lives Matter” modeling gig. I mean, what? The Bachelor producers couldn’t drag a White Lives Matter photoshoot out of a contestant’s closet? They’re losing their touch.
Open Post: Hosted By “The Bachelor” Delivering A Dignified Champagne Shot
I am that person who live-tweets The Bachelor on Monday nights along with my fellow middle-aged white women drunk on wine. As such, I saw this beautiful mess live. Last night, while Pilot Pete was looking for love, one woman was looking for her bottle of champagne in a conspiracy-theory so insane you’d think Dina Lohan came up with it. This culminated in the woman in question, Kelsey, taking an ill-advised direct sip from a just-opened champagne bottle. What ensued was some hardcore-porn-looking-shit that you just know will haunt her in GIF-form for life.
“The Bachelor” Creator Mike Fleiss Reunited With His Wife Laura Fleiss After Messy, Messy Break Up
Bachelor creator Mike Fleiss (no relation to Heidi Fleiss, which is shocking because they’re both pimps who sometimes get served restraining orders) is back with his wife Laura Fleiss. Normally a couple reuniting would be a good thing, considering she’s carrying his second child and they already have a child together. But this wasn’t a normal situation, as their July break-up was dark. It allegedly involved verbal and physical abuse and him being angry she didn’t have an abortion. It ended with a restraining order, which was later dropped.
Sooo I can’t imagine too many people are stoked Laura decided to take him back, not to mention that he looks someone who would go on that Vh1 reality show The Pickup Artist and come in third.
“The Bachelor’s” Chris Soules Was Given A Two-Year-Suspended Prison Sentence
Chris Soules, 37, was The Bachelor in the long-running eyeroll-fest’s 19th season. You would think that would lead to a peaceful life sans the gal he chose (his engagement to winner Whitney Bischoff only lasted six months), with maybe an endorsement deal for a local lawnmower shop and a brief appearance in a The Bachelor: Where Are They Now? special somewhere down the road. Unfortunately for Chris (more so for the deceased), shit didn’t turn out that way. People reports that he was just given a two-year suspended prison sentence after pleading guilty to leaving the scene of a car accident where someone was killed. An accident that HE caused. There goes the lawnmower deal.
Gigi Hadid Went On A Date With Tyler Cameron From “The Bachelorette”
Listen, you may think this story is irrelevant, and normally I would agree with you. Gigi Hadid dating some douche-nozzle from The Bachelorette? I know, but hear me out. Who cares about Gigi in this story–she’s the least relevant aspect of it. If you know anything about anything about the newest season of The Bachelorette then you know that Tyler Cameron is one of the best contestants the show has ever had. Although, that’s not saying much. Continue reading
“Bachelor” Creator Mike Fleiss’s Messy Divorce Is Settled
Bachelor creator Mike Fleiss’s messy divorce is settled and instead of a final rose his newly minted ex-wife, Laura, got a $10 million dollar divorce settlement and Mike got his temporary restraining order and domestic battery charges dropped. It’s a good thing for Laura that she can move on from this drama that was even messier and chaotic than the scripted Bachelor finale last night.