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Famous Snitch Tekashi69 Had To Relocate After Revealing His Own Location In An Instagram Post

May 11, 2020 / Posted by:

Moving during coronavirus must suck. But child-touching Rainbow Brite on acid AKA Tekashi 69 has to do it because he’s a dumb fuck. The felon, who is on house arrest, inadvertently let everyone know where he was and had to move since he’s a snitch and snitches get stitches, etc… If Tekashi wants to hide out in a place where nobody will find him, he should try a shower since nobody will ever look for him there.

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Tekashi 6ix9ine Is Out Of Prison Thanks To Coronavirus

April 3, 2020 / Posted by:

Hide yo children (for real), because 23-year-old Tekashi 6ix9ine is free(ish).

The knock-off Garbage Pail Kid was let out of prison yesterday and allowed to serve the rest of his sentence at home because of coronavirus. Tekashi tried to get house arrest earlier this year, and got denied, but then corona happened and his lawyers argued that he’s at risk because he’s got asthma. And just like that, Bill Cosby has clutched his chest in his cell and cried about having a major case of the wheezies.

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The Judge Who Sentenced Tekashi 6ix9ine Believes He Should Be In Home Confinement Because Of Coronavirus

April 2, 2020 / Posted by:

It seems that Tekashi 6ix9ine may end up in home confinement like he was asking for. He’s currently serving a two-year prison sentence after he took a plea deal in his child rape case–no, I’m kidding, he only got four months probation for that. This was related to other crimes. In exchange for testifying against members of the Nine Trey Bloodz gang, he was given a lighter sentence. Back in January, Tekashi tried to get out of prison early and escape to home confinement, but a judge denied his request and told him to go back to his cell. And last month, Tekashi was told he was getting out three months early because other inmates complained about the stench. No, he was told he was getting out for good behavior. Well, now it looks like his house arrest dream is coming true and he has coronavirus to thank.

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Two Shooting Victims And FashionNova Are Suing Tekashi 6ix9ine

March 20, 2020 / Posted by:

Tekashi 6ix9ine is set to be released from prison in August, so that’s great news for us, because we maaaaaay be getting out of coronavirus self-isolation by then, and so we’ll walk right into a world where the virus known as Tekashi runs free. Fun! But while he will be free from prison, he will not be free from lawsuits. Three different lawsuits have been thrown at him.

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Tekashi 6ix9ine Is Getting Out Of Prison Three Months Early

March 10, 2020 / Posted by:

Behold, a “perfect model prisoner”. To avoid going to prison forever, rapper Tekashi 6ix9ine pulled the ultimate snitcheroo and turned coat on the Nine Trey Gangsta Bloods of New York City. A risk, but it sort of paid off when he was sentenced to two years in prison in lieu of 47 years. Granted it made Tekashi’s prison stint far more dangerous as he risked a shower shanking from an angered Nine Trey, but good news for him. He’s getting out three months ahead of schedule for good behavior!

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A Judge Has Denied Tekashi 6ix9ine’s Request For House Arrest

January 22, 2020 / Posted by:

Tekashi 6ix9ine was asking a judge to let him stay home because prison had gotten too real, but guess what? The judge said no. After snitching on everyone possible in order to get out of a life sentence, Tekashi realized that actually doing any prison time assigned to him for cooperating would be dangerous for him. So he asked for house arrest instead. A judge got back to his lawyer and it’s not happening. Tekashi’s staying in prison for the rest of his two-year sentence. More time to work on the $10 million record, eh? And at least the children out there are safe from one more alleged pedo.

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