Category: SNL
Open Post: Hosted By Jason Momoa As An “Extra Ghost” On “Saturday Night Live”
There are blessed few things in this world that are a simple snack for the mind, body, and soul. And Jason Momoa shaking his money maker to RuPaul’s “Freaky Money” in a half-baked Saturday Night Live sketch called An Extra Christmas Carol is one of them. From Jason’s Land Of Make Believe accent, to his hopeless attempt at making every grain of sugar in his tank shine, to the self-consciously delivered body rolls, we stan a goofy queen. Jason’s “extra ghost”, juxtaposed against a very convincing set, professional costumes and an expertly delivered straight-man performance by Mikey Day, goes down like two buttery, spicy, ginger snaps to the left.
Here’s the skit with a big assist by Kate McKinnon as Tiny Tim who “gets it”.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=4&v=R9F_BsXYhPg
I want to bury my face in that tumtum something awful. What crimes against humanity do I have to commit in order to be visited by Jason in a shiny lame cape and tear-away pants, being all extra just for me? I would seriously like to know if I just have to be dick to a little kid and grump about Christmas, or if I have to go full genocidal maniac? Okay, maybe I wouldn’t go quite that far, but my morals are flexible when it comes to Jason Momoa.
Pic: YouTube
Dan Crenshaw Used His Victory Speech To Poke Back At Pete Davidson
During this weekend’s Saturday Night Live, Pete Davidson joked that Texas congressional candidate Dan Crenshaw looks like a hitman in a porno. It didn’t go over well, because Dan lost his eye during an attack in Afghanistan. Dan said at the time that Pete shouldn’t apologize because he’s tired of everybody getting outraged over everything, but that SNL should recognize that war wounds shouldn’t be used for bad jokes. Dan said more about it last night.
Pete Davidson’s Joke About Congressional Candidate Dan Crenshaw Didn’t Go Over Well With Some People
Pete Davidson returned to the Saturday Night Live Weekend Update desk and initially got attention for speaking about his breakup with Ariana Grande, but now he’s making news for what he said before that. Pete’s bit on Weekend Update was primarily about tomorrow’s midterm elections. He cracked a bunch of jokes at the expense of some Republican candidates, as well as Democratic candidate Andrew Cuomo, who he said looks like the type of guy to fuck your mom and then eat breakfast the next morning in his underwear. Texas congressional candidate Dan Crenshaw was one such person who got dragged by Pete, and some people (including Dan himself) are really not happy about it.
Lana Del Rey And Others Drag Kanye West For Saying We Should Get Rid Of The 13th Amendment
This weekend Kanye West answered the age-old question: Who is the dumbest Kardashian? Answer Kanye West, which says everything. Kanye took to the Saturday Night Live stage to perform as musical guest because Ariana Grande had a rough few weeks and had to cancel. Well, her loss was Trump’s gain, as it allowed one of his biggest fans to jack him off at the end of the episode. Kanye also brought the rage by brain-farting up about how the 13th should be thrown into the trash.
https://twitter.com/kanyewest/status/1046466533973590016
Everyone loved it. JK. Many people were turned off. And a bunch of the people pissed off were celebrities, so that means it matters.
According to Vulture, Kanye’s MAGA hat is his “Superman cape” (which tells me he doesn’t know anything about Superman either because that guy has powers with or without the cape, like the cape is just an outfit) and he must think it will protect him from the ones who did not love his most recent confusing rant.
Matt Damon Played Brett Kavanaugh On “Saturday Night Live”
The writers of Saturday Night Live must’ve been chilling out on a tropical beach somewhere sipping margis and jet skiing sans helmets ahead of scripting the premier episode of SNL, because during the past week’s political shit show in Washington, DC, the jokes practically wrote themselves. Most people tuning in last night were expecting a rip on the Brett Kavanaugh hearings, and last night’s Cold Open did just that, with Matt Damon stepping into the starring role of Brett “I Love Beer” Kavanaugh.
Ariana Grande Dropped Out Of Performing On The “Saturday Night Live” Premiere Due To Emotional Distress
Tonight is the premiere of Saturday Night Live’s 44th season, and while I am usually passed out by the time it airs, I’m looking forward to watching the cast nail Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh‘s balls to the wall in it’s anticipated reenactment of this week’s Senate Committee on the Judiciary hearings. Ariana Grande was supposed to the musical guest tonight and she would have been PERFECT in a cameo roll as Alyssa Milano, who got major airtime as the perfectly contoured little head over Brett’s shoulder during the majority of his testimony. But it now looks as if Pete Davidson will have to be without Ariana for at least a full two hours, because she’s dropped out at the last minute citing “emotional reasons“.