Category: Rumor Has It
A Source Says Gerard Pique Never Cheated On Shakira Because They Had An Open Relationship
Over the weekend Shakira and her footballer boyfriend, Gerard Pique, confirmed the rumors they were done after 11 years together. They share two sons, 9-year-old Milan and 7-year-old Sasha. Gossip said that 45-year-old Shakira caught 35-year-old Gerard fooling around with a much younger woman, so she kicked his ass to the curb. The lyrics to her new song, Te Felicito, support the cheater theory: “Do not tell me you’re sorry, that seems sincere, but I know you well and I know you lie” (unlike her hips). But wait! Journalist Jose Antonio Aviles went on the Spanish gossip show Viva la Vida, and says that he spoke with “someone very, very close to Pique.” His source claims that the couple had an open relationship. So Gerard couldn’t have cheated, cuz his wandering peen had a Shakira-sanctioned hall pass. Whenever, wherever, my man can share his nethers!
Adele Says There Is No Las Vegas Residency Because She Can’t Find A Venue
Poor Adele, so tired from promoting the shit out of her new album 30, that she was forced to do her Rolling Stone cover shoot lying in a comfortable bed. She can barely keep her eyes open! Maybe it’s the wine? Who knows. But one thing is for sure, and that’s that you won’t hear her complaining about how tired she is from hitting the stage in Las Vegas every night because she claims there isn’t a Las Vegas residency in her future. Also, Adele could be tired because she says her divorce really took it out of here, emotional-wise.
Some People Think Selena Gomez And Chris Evans Are Dating
Today in, “Yeah, I Guess I Could See It, But Also… Do We Care?”, Chris Evans and Selena Gomez might be a thing. At least according to their fans, who believe they’ve busted this celebrity couple conspiracy wide open. Their first piece of evidence is that 29-year-old Selena and 40-year-old were photographed leaving the same L.A. studio, at different times, on October 1. A few days later, fans deduced they were at the same restaurant based on the background of paparazzi shots. The third piece of evidence is that Selena and Chris recently followed each other on Instagram. Now, let’s go all the way back in time to 2015, when Selena went on Watch What Happens Live and told Andy Cohen that her celebrity crush was Chris Evans, and he was “very cute.” That last one doesn’t prove shit, cuz if 2015 celebrity crushes were proof we were dating that celeb, I’d be fucking Chris Messina from The Mindy Project. And, sadly, I am not fucking Chris Messina from The Mindy Project.
The Rumored Collaboration Between Adele And Beyoncé Turned Out To Be A Joke
One way to drum up interest in your new album is to hint at a collaboration with Jesus. We’ll see how far that gets Kanye, but another way to do it is to claim you’re collaborating with The Queen (Bey). And if you really want to get people to Google “What is One Republic”, you claim that Adele and Beyoncé are both going to be on the same track. You can leave out the whole part about Gwyneth Paltrow’s brother Chris Martin laying down a piano riff on it, even if that turns out to be the only part that’s actually true.