Category: Roseanne Barr
The White House Wants TBS To Drop Samantha Bee After She Called Ivanka Trump A “Feckless C*nt”
Roseanne Barr should get on EdibleArrangements.com to send Samantha Bee a thank you arrangement for temporarily taking the heat off of her and giving her conservative followers a reason to RAGE at the left. To me, calling a black woman an “ape” and spitting the cunt word at a woman are far from being the same thing. But after Samantha Bee called Ivanka Trump a “feckless cunt” on her TBS show last night, some are comparing the two. Many conservatives, like conservative turned semi-liberal-for-pay Megyn Kelly, are disgusted with Samantha Bee, and the White House is calling for TBS to dump her ass. If having a filthy can’t-get-clean-mouth and using the cunt word gets you fired, then myself and over half of Dlisted’s commenters would all be seeing each other next Tuesday… at the back of the unemployment line.
The “Roseanne” Revival Might Find A Second Life On A Conservative Streaming Service
When Roseanne Barr did a little racist Ambien-tweeting, I’m sure she didn’t think her show was going to get cancelled (because that would involve thinking, and we all know Roseanne is averse to that). But ABC quickly pulled the plug on Roseanne. Behind the large internet crowd of people applauding ABC’s decision, there of course were some that were bummed by it. Good news for those people, because Roseanne might get resurrected on a conservative streaming service.
Blame It On The Ambien: The Roseanne Barr Edition
Sanofi-Aventis, the makers of Ambien, really need to update the side effects lingo in all their ads and commercials to read: Side effects may include next-day drowsiness, dizziness, headache, sleep walking, eating or driving while not fully awake, memory loss, confusion, hallucinations, and making racist tweets about former presidential advisers.
After colossal Twitter mess Roseanne Barr twatted up an apology for calling former Obama adviser Valerie Jarrett the baby of the “muslim brotherhood” and “planet of the apes,” she declared that she was leaving Twitter. But as anyone who has followed Roseanne knows, when she says that she’s leaving Twitter, what she really means is that she’s not leaving Twitter and just needs to recharge so she’ll be fully powered to spit out more foolery. Roseanne was back on Twitter a quick second after quitting, and went after the co-stars of her now-dead show for throwing her under the bus, said that she thought Valerie Jarrett is “saudi” and “Jewish,” and said she was on Ambien at the time of her racist tweet. QUICK, Lunesta Moth, now is your time to shine, flutter around and let everyone know that Lunesta doesn’t make people racist.
Roseanne Barr Got Dropped By Her Talent Agency Too
Even though a stream of chunky fucked-up shit has spewed out of Roseanne Barr’s Twitter hole for years, ABC still brought her back to star in the revival of Roseanne, which turned out to be a big hit for them and got renewed for a second season. Roseanne Barr was back!!! All she really had to do was not say anything racist on Twitter, but she just couldn’t help herself, and ABC shit-canned Jabba the Trump’s second favorite comedy after Fox & Friends. Well, if the KKK wants to book Roseanne as headliner of their annual KKKomedy Festival, they’re going to have to go directly through her, because her talent agency has also announced that they’re done with her.
Stormy Daniels And Roseanne Barr Got Into It On Twitter
Shake out those wrists and crack your knuckles, it’s time for another game of Tweet Fighter! Last time we played, Donald Trump get owned by Alec Baldwin. This time, it’s the president’s alleged mistress vs. the president’s favorite TV mom.
New Promos For The “Roseanne” Revival Give A Wink And A Nod To The Past
ABC just released a passel of promos for the upcoming season of Roseanne and they all feature Dan! And no, he’s not a zombie though that would have been one way to go. Dan Conner, played by John Goodman, is alive and well and parked on that disaster of a couch, despite the fact that he was killed off in the 1997 series finale. And in true Roseanne fashion, Roseanne’s tongue is all up in her cheek in the promo that kind of sort of acknowledges Dan’s passing.