Category: Prince Philip
Prince Philip Finally Apologized To One Of The Victims Of The Sandringham Car Crash
The Mirror is reporting that Emma Fairweather, the passenger whose arm was busted in a car crash with THE QUEEN‘s husband, Prince Philip, finally got what she wanted: an apology, and she gave it directly to The Mirror, of course. But I guess that’s nice but like… was the apology written on money? Because the only apology I would accept from the Royal Family is spelled: P-A-Y-O-U-T. Continue reading
Sources Say Prince Philip Will Keep Driving Because He Feels He Is Above The Law
Britain’s most renowned Mr. Burns cosplayer, 97-year-old Prince Philip Duke of Edinburgh, is really leaning into his role as an untouchable super villain by stubbornly refusing to accept that he is a mere mortal, subject to the same laws of man and nature as a common street urchin like Meghan Markle. Not only has he not personally reached out to the passenger who was injured in his Land Rover-flipping accident (and really, all she wants in a note she can sell to The Mirror), he simply will not stop reenacting Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride. And sources claim it’s because he feels he is above the law.
The Woman Who Was Injured In The Prince Philip Car Crash Is Screaming “Cover Up!”
As we all know, Prince Philip got into a car accident last week with a Kia containing a woman, her passenger, and a 9-month-old baby boy in the backseat. Philip’s Land Rover flipped and the women in the Kia reportedly suffered some minor injuries (the baby is fine). You’d think that accident would be enough to get this 97-year-old man to stop driving, or at the very least drive with a seatbelt, but you’d be wrong twice! People is reporting that it looks like Prince Philip is trying to get a role in the next Fast & The Furious, because he was back out on the road and without a seatbelt two days after he first crashed his Land Rover.
The Queen Was Spotted Driving Without A Seatbelt A Day After Prince Philip’s Crash
The guy above is making the same grin and bear it “oh shit” face many of us were making upon hearing that Prince Philip and The Queen are both out driving around well into their 90s. And now, just one day after Philip’s Land Rover flipped in a crash, The Queen has been photographed flipping a virtual middle finger while driving without a seatbelt near the site of Philip’s accident. That Queen Elizabeth is one little sassy filly. Royals: they’re just like us (except they don’t need drivers licenses, can’t be prosecuted for breaking laws and seem to never die)!
Prince Philip Is Willing To Give Up Driving – If He Must
The roads around Sandringham Estate were more like the Monaco Grand Prix Thursday when a Kia slammed into Prince Philip’s Land Rover…which the 97-year-old was driving himself. I assumed the Kia driver was sent to the guillotine since Philip is old enough to remember when that was a viable punishment, but I guess the royals exchanged “well wishes” with the driver (aka they were told nobody needed to get lawyers involved). The other matter at hand is why someone who is nearly 100 is still behind the wheel, but there’s chatter of forcing Philip to turn in his car keys.
Prince Philip, Who Is 97 Years Old, Is Still Driving And Got Into A Crash
Before we get into the details of this accident, let’s go over some things:
- Prince Philip is 97 years old.
- Prince Philip is married to the fucking Queen of England.
- Prince Philip is reportedly worth $30 million, and his wife is worth a ton more.
Add all that up together and it equals: OLE’ ASS COOT SHOULDN’T BE DRIVING HIMSELF! The other PP should be chauffeured in a gold chariot as royal minions hand feed him Werther’s Originals. But Prince Philip still drives, and he was behind the wheel of his Land Rover today when he got into a crash and it flipped like he does whenever a photographer takes too fucking long to take his goddamn picture. And because Prince Philip is invincible, he walked away without any injuries.