As we all know, Prince Philip got into a car accident last week with a Kia containing a woman, her passenger, and a 9-month-old baby boy in the backseat. Philip’s Land Rover flipped and the women in the Kia reportedly suffered some minor injuries (the baby is fine). You’d think that accident would be enough to get this 97-year-old man to stop driving, or at the very least drive with a seatbelt, but you’d be wrong twice! People is reporting that it looks like Prince Philip is trying to get a role in the next Fast & The Furious, because he was back out on the road and without a seatbelt two days after he first crashed his Land Rover.
Don’t worry about that nearly 100-year-old man driving around town without a seatbelt, the Norfolk police gave him a stern warning after seeing him in pictures without his seatbelt:
“We are aware of the photograph… Suitable words of advice has been given to the driver. This is in line with our standard response when being made aware of, or receiving such images showing this type of offense.”
This really grinds the gears of 46-year-old Emma Fairweather, the woman in the passenger seat who broke her wrist. Emma has been doing the rounds and went in on Philip and the Royals when she spoke with the Sunday Mirror:
“I’m lucky to be alive and he hasn’t even said sorry… It would mean the world to me if Prince Philip said sorry but I have no idea if he’s sorry at all.”
Emma also went on This Morning and repeated that she hasn’t heard from the Palace, hasn’t been asked to give a statement to police, is worried that Prince Philip isn’t insured (because she heard the royal family doesn’t have to get insurance), and is worried about her medical situation.
Well, Emma, you’re a peasant and he’s the literal QUEEN’s husband, so don’t hold your breath honey-bunch. A palace spokesperson claims Emma is full of it, telling People: “A full message of support was sent to both the driver and the passenger.”
They may be referencing this phone call Emma got from the cops where a “police family liaison” (whatever that is) told Emma: “The Queen and the Duke of Edinburgh would like to be remembered to you.” That is the most proper British high-society non-apology I have ever seen. Yeah she’ll remember you when she sues the shit out of you. And it looks like Emma’s laying groundwork for some legal action if you ask me.
She says the Royals are scheming liars, suggesting their storyline that Philip got blinded by the sun is garbage since she remembers the weather being dreary: “I can’t see how that could be true when it was overcast.”
And TMZ is saying that Emma thinks this whole thing is a Royal cover up! She says after that police liaison called to give her that “screw you” apology, a report was released about her status which she claims is highly mischaracterized. She says because she was discharged from hospital the reports are all acting like she’s hunky-dory, but after the accident there was a possibility of surgery for her broken wrist and none of the reports are mentioning that piece of information.
Why do I have a feeling that Emma is setting all of this up for a lawsuit and will try to get her one-currently-working-hand on some royal money Emma, in order to do that and get yours, you need to find yourself a good lawyer who hates the Royal Family. Call Samantha Markle, maybe she knows someone.