Presley Gerber Compared Having A Face Tattoo To Being Trans

I’m sure we all would have happily gone on with our lives all but forgetting who Presley Gerber is, let alone giving a single shit about what he does to his face. Sure, his “misunderstood” face tattoo was good for a fleeting laugh, but Presley keeps reminding us that affluenza is actually a bigger threat to our global stability than COVID-19. Presley is still complaining about getting made fun of for his tattoo, and according to E! News, has now compared his situation to being trans. And just like that, I have to self quarantine because there is something wrong with my eyes (sprained), heart (hurt), and lungs (I keep wheezing, “woo child” and sighing with the weariness of the maid who has to pick up Presley’s dirty underwear off the floor). Let’s not get complacent, affluenza kills.

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