Category: Pranks For Nothing
Renowned Wit Nicki Minaj Was Just Kidding About Working With Adele
Yesterday it was reported that Nicki Minaj claimed to have worked on a track with Adele, even going so far as to say they had already shot a music video for it. This coming just a month after she announced she was retiring from music altogether in order to start a family. It seemed an odd fit, dubious even. Especially coming so soon after Twitter practically tarred and feathered One Republic’s Ryan Tedder for saying Beyoncé and Adele collaborated on a track for their new album. Why would she make that shit up? Well, look at the camera hidden behind that ficus over there, you’ve just been Minaj’d! Turns out Nicki was just having a goof.
A Ukrainian Prankster Tried To Tackle Justin Timberlake During Paris Fashion Week
Vitalii Sediuk strikes again! Paris Fashion Week has been full of surprises. First Gigi Hadid almost got to live out her fantasy of pushing another model off the runway mid-stomp when a comedian crashed that Chanel show. And now E! News reports that Justin Timberlake (almost) fell victim to Vitalii, the Ukrainian prankster with a history of doing dumb shit to celebrities for attention. Vitalii grabbed Justin’s leg from behind as he and Jessica Biel were on their way to the Louis Vuitton show outside of the Louvre in Paris.
Netflix Defended Its Upcoming Prank Show Hosted By Gaten Matarazzo
Netflix is doubling down on Prank Encounters hosted and produced by that Stranger Things kid Gaten Matarazzo. Not since Terrence Howard’s Fright Club has a prank show sounded so gross and pointless, but Nexflix released a statement reassuring folks that the premise of PE isn’t as bad as it sounds. Netflix says that the cannon fodder for PE all came in under the pretense of a “one-day, hourly gig” and they got paid for it. So calm your tits, these lazy gig economy schlubs wouldn’t know what to do with health insurance, PTO, or weekends and evenings off anyway!
Open Post: Hosted By A Naked Man Covered In Peanut Butter At A Texas Dog Park
The one thing I’ve learned in the last year is that dogs love peanut butter. If you put it on a spoon and give it to them they will be your best friend for life, or at least until you give them another spoonful. However, a man in Texas loves dogs so much he said “Fuck the spoon!” and covered his entire naked body (except for a skimpy gold speedo around his Snausages area) in delicious peanut butter then gave the bitches a treat by strutting around inside a public dog park. That sounds like the beginning of a highly illegal bestiality orgy porn or a highly illegal dog-eating-human snuff film.
Sacha Baron Cohen Strikes Again: A Georgia State Representative Faces Calls To Resign After Getting Duped
Sarah Palin is about to have some company sitting on the Idiots Who Got Burned By Sacha Baron Cohen bench. Georgia Rep. Jason Spencer is the latest stupid piece of shit to get caught with their pants down on camera for Sasha’s Showtime series Who Is America?. Like, literally. Sasha got this tool to pull down his pants and come at him bare-butt first yelling “I’ll touch you, I’ll make you a homosexual. I’ll touch you, USA!”. I wish I were kidding, but you and I both know irony is as dead as our democracy.
Jason was also easily tricked into repeatedly shouting The N-Word, thought it was a great idea to take up-skirt pictures of women wearing burkas, and showed that his ignorant ass doesn’t know the difference between China, Japan or Vietnam.
Terrence Howard Has A Prank Show Coming To Fox
Apparently, Terrence Howard has a reputation as a prankster in the vein of George Clooney. Only instead of jovial fraternity shenanigans, Terrence likes to scare the shit out of people which is really surprising given his aversion to shitty undercarriages. According to Cinemablend, Fox, the network of Empire, loves Terrence so much, they’re giving him his own prank show.