Category: Paris Hilton
Lindsay Lohan Pretty Much Denies Crashing Paris Hilton’s Night Out With Britney Spears
Lindsay Lohan is really out here trying to shill her new reality show Lindsay Lohan’s Beach Club so she stopped by Andy Cohen’s SiriusXM show to talk to him and promote it. Since Andy is the biggest shit-stirrer this side of a toilet flush, he brought up how Paris Hilton dragged Lindsay on his show last month. Paris said that Lindsay crashed her night out with Britney Spears in 2006 and that’s how the “iconic” (was it?) photo called “Three Wrecks Sitting In A Car” was created. Well, Lindsay is here to defend her “good” name (is it?).
Paris Hilton Claims That Lindsay Lohan Crashed That Picture Of Her With Britney Spears
I’ve been seeing a little too much of Paris Hilton these days and it makes me wonder if perhaps I’ve woken up in 2006 when her stale gaze and trademarked vocal fry terrorized us all on a daily basis. For whatever reason she keeps popping up like Punxsutawney Phil which means we all must be living inside of some kind of fame whore reboot of Groundhog Day remake with a shittier cast. And since we’re on the subject of 2006, Paris was on Andy Cohen’s SiriusXM show last week and talked about that trinity of mess picture of her with Britney Spears and Lindsay Lohan as they were crammed into a tiny sports car like drunken circus clowns outside of the Beverly Hills Hotel.
It Was A Fame Whore Reunion At The Kardashian Christmas Party
Tis the season for fame whoring, fa la la la la. And what better person to bring all of the fame whores together than Kris Jenner, better known as The Grinch Who Stole Attention. Kris usually hosts the Koven’s annual party, but this year, her former #1 girl (that title belongs to Kylie Jenner) Kim Karashian and Kanye West hosted the part at their mansion. There were many celebrities in attendance including Kim’s former employer Paris Hilton.
Paris Hilton Will Keep That $2 Million Engagement Ring Because, Obviously
Since Paris Hilton, broke up with her fiancé, actor and artiste extraordinaire, Chris Zylka, there’s been drama about her $2 million ring. Apparently he wanted to keep it, because he’s the one who “paid” for it, but then it was reported he didn’t pay for it, it was given to her by a jeweler friend of Paris’, so she was going to keep it. We now have an official final answer and you will be completely (un)surprised to hear that Paris will get to hold onto another expensive piece of jewelry that she’ll probably toss into a closet along with the dogs she no longer cares about.
Paris Hilton Wants A Real Husband, Okay?
True love died when Paris Hilton announced she and her self-bought $2 million engagement ring walked away from her engagement to Chris Zylka. It sounds like nobody with half a working brain (which is harder to find in the Hilton household than you might think!) thought those two were going to wallk down the aisle, and Paris did what any newly single gal would do in her situation: go on national TV and blab about why he wasn’t right for her.
Paris Hilton Is Keeping The $2 Million Ring From Chris Zylka, Because He Didn’t Pay For It
Ain’t nobody thought that vacuous socialite/eternal My Super Sweet 16 Hell-brat Paris Hilton would get married to boyfriend, Chris Zylka. They were destined for BreakUpsville and everybody knew it! People is reporting that sources upon sources are coming out of the woodwork to give their two cents on the Greek tragedy that is Paris Hilton’s love life. And let me tell you, none of them have nice things to say, and also say that (prepare to fall out of your body from SHOCK) Chris didn’t buy the $2 million diamond engagement ring he “gave” to Parasite.