Lindsay Lohan’s Reality Show Has A Title

November 28, 2018 / Posted by:

The poor people of Greece had been through enough with their economy in the tube…and then came Lindsay Lohan. LiLo has been singing the corneas off the Greek isles with her dance moves of her own night club while filming a reality show that sounds like a poor man’s Vanderpump Rules, which is saying something since that entire cast seems like a giant case of Bank of America overdraft fees. I guess they have enough footage of Lindsay splitting time between showing Paris Hilton how a faux-DJ really “works” and paying off the bounces to keep Dina Lohan out of sight because MTV filed papers that indicate the show will air sometime in 2019 – and may even have a title!

The Blast says they got a hold of Viacom (MTV’s parent company) documents that reveal the show that was originally called Lohan Beach Club was renamed Lindsay Lohan: Paradise Boss. Considering the average MTV viewer was probably a zygote the last time LiLo had a hit flick, I’m not holding my breath on ratings, but the network seems to have faith in generating something out of Lindsay that is more than whatever it was Oprah was trying when she had a go at the LiLo reality show circus. MTV later came out with a statement that the Paradise Boss title is an old one and that a bigger announcement will come sometime this week to fully promote the show.

The Viacom docs promise live action, comedy, AND drama. I personally got enough of all three in the one Instagram of her dancing, so I think Ima pass on the show like Ariana Grande passed on having LiLo be a part of that Mean Girls homage in her next video!


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