Category: Lots Of Words
Nick Cannon Calls His Relationship Infrastructure “Consensual Non-Monogamy”
Most of us probably would be fine never hearing about what Nick Cannon’s unsheathed dick is up to again, but it seems like his goal these days is for his reproductive and courting habits to be the talk of the dinner table. Since his short-lived talk show is no longer, he’s taken to touring other platforms to remind us that he is very fertile and has sex with many women. This time, he explained that he doesn’t do monogamy (duh), he practices what he calls “consensual non-monogamy.” “Ohhhh that’s good!” cried Elon Musk and Tristan Thompson, in unison while high-fiving.
Henry Cavill Wants Everyone To Leave His New Relationship Aloooooooone!
Last month, Henry Cavill went “Instagram official” with his new girlfriend, Natalie Viscuso, by posting the above picture, which totally wasn’t created with help from several lighting designers, a team of body language experts, and a director shouting, “Henry, baby, look at her like you look at your gaming PC.” And while that picture made some of us briefly miss the good old days when Henry would go public with a relationship by working the ho stroll in the parking lot of a supermarket, others pulled out their magnifying glasses and started spitting out rumors about Henry’s new thing with Natalie. Henry has had it with the speculation and yesterday, he used approximately 12,984 words to say: Stop being bitter bitches and get a damn life! To which us bitter no-life-having bitches responded with, “I do not know what those words mean.”