Former White House staffer Omarosa Manigault Newman is still trying to sell her book by detonating little alleged truth bombs about her former boss Donald Trump, his family, and the complete fucked-up-edness of him and his cabinet. The problem is that everyone’s pretty much aware by now that our country is being run by corrupt dotards and it’s kind of a “meh” moment whenever the latest tale of bizarre foolery about Trump is told. However, stories about POTUS’ relationship with daughter Ivanka Trump still hold a level of fascination due to how… close(?) those two seem. Vulture reports that, during an appearance on Real Time with Bill Maher this weekend, Omarosa spoke on her former boss’ bond with his daughter and did everything but use the word “incest” to describe it.
Omarosa said this:
“He would kiss her on the lips. He would rub her for a very long period of time. It was awkward.” He would also “pat her on the behind” frequently.
Is there a MAGA hat into which we can all vomit? Omarosa also gleefully mocked Ivanka for how much she obviously enjoys being referred to as “Daddy’s Little Girl.”
Her preferred way to introduce Trump to people? “My daddy.”
No thank you. Omarosa also took the opportunity to opine that Ivanka’s husband Jared Kushner is as dumb if not dumber than the rest of his co-workers.
“He is that guy in the room who thinks he’s the smartest guy in the room. He has absolutely no idea of what is going on,” she said. “He doesn’t know how stupid he sounds when he’s talking at those meetings.”
Testify, Omarosa! Hell hath no fury like a lady allegedly dragged out of the White House who managed to hang on to her recordings. But back to Trump and Ivanka. You know who the real winner is in that situation? No, not the manufacturer of barf bags. It’s the First Lady! Melania obviously hates his ass and resents the fact that she has to be First Lady. But the one thing she doesn’t have to worry about is him trying to climb onboard her anymore. He’s obviously too busy patting his daughter’s behind. (How do I unread that?)