Category: Logan Paul
YouTuber Jackass Jake Paul Had A Massive Party As California Coronavirus Cases Continue To Rise
23-year-old Jake Paul strikes again. This idiot has had a fake wedding, which ended in a fake fight, filmed himself driving blindfolded, and was accused of using the Black Lives Matter protests to loot. And this jag-hole has hit the controversy circuit once more. This time for throwing a huge party at his Calabasas, CA mansion on Saturday as coronavirus cases in Southern California spike. A rich douche who constantly causes public disturbances and never faces real repercussions continues to be reckless and stupid?! I am bewildered!
Josie Canseco Has Moved On From Brody Jenner To Logan Paul
It seems that Josie Canseco’s thirst for douche fumes knows no limits. According to TMZ, Josie’s got a new man in her life after breaking up with Brody Jenner back in October. Josie is now dating Logan Paul, yes, the worst Paul in a race where both Paul brothers are handicapped to the point of having had their limbs removed and so they have to complete the race on their bellies using only the power of their abdominal muscles and tongues (perhaps why Logan’s is so frequently sticking out of his mouth, he’s resting it). But as you can see above, Josie’s a practitioner of tongue propulsion herself, so they’re kind of a perfect match.
Logan Paul Got The Shit And Attention He Was Looking For By Proclaiming He’s Going Gay For A Month
Someone didn’t want to be shown up by his brother’s stupid antics…
Turd-brained YouTube creep Logan Paul has never been the person to go to when trying to define the word “appropriate.” This is the hammerhead who tried to bring the lulz by posting footage of what was reportedly a suicide victim’s corpse that his rich, stupid ass stumbled upon in Japan’s Aokigahara forest. Which is why it’s unsurprising that Bleachy thought it would be hilarious to make a New Year’s resolution to “go gay for just one month” on a recent episode of his podcast Impaulsive. (CLEVER.) Equally unsurprising is that some folks were irritated by this. Note to Logan: Before I was married, I was a desperate heifer and would probably have gone out back with that horrifying creature from The Ritual. And I still wouldn’t with you.
Logan Paul Is In Trouble With YouTube Again, This Time For Tasing Dead Rats
We’ve gotten to the point now where the name Logan Paul has become more synonymous with a piece of shit than toilet paper. So it should be no great shock that he’s in trouble again for his insufferable antics.
On Monday, 22-year-old Logan uploaded a video of himself and two friends finding two dead rats on his patio. Logan declared: “No rat comes into my house without getting tased!” before whipping a taser from the waistband of his pants and zapping them. He tases them again as their bodies go into the trash.
Deadline says that after Logan got backlash for the video, YouTube punished him by gently tapping him on the wrist again. They have temporarily suspended advertising on his channel. They deemed the content “unsuitable for brands.” In the same video, Logan Paul also makes a joke about the Tide Pod Challenge. So I’m just going to leave it up to the skeptics out there to decided whether it was the dead rodents or the bad press for a huge corporate sponsor that got him in trouble.
YouTube released the following statement:
“We believe he has exhibited a pattern of behavior in his videos that makes his channel not only unsuitable for advertisers, but also potentially damaging to the broader creator community.”
Logan Paul has 16.6 million subscribers. YouTube doesn’t say how long his advertising suspension will be. He has uploaded three videos since the rat-tasing video, and I’m positive this isn’t the last obnoxious video he’ll post. Rats could seek vengeance against their humiliated brothers by breaking into Logan’s pantry and shitting in all his dry goods, and he’d respond with a video titled: Rats Shat in My Pasta?!? Watch Me Eat It! SPONSORED BY RONZONI.
Pic: YouTube
Logan Paul’s Parachute Failed To Open
As evidenced by The Forest, you don’t eff with the ghosts of Japan’s Aokigahara Forest. Embattled YouTube dicklick Logan Paul learned this when he posted a video of what was purportedly a body dangling from a noose in the forest on his YouTube channel. His fans were aghast, Google Preferred dropped him, and he had to issue a double-apology cuz’ his money sitch was endangered. Well, those in the afterlife whom he disrespected felt that wasn’t enough. So they made sure Logan’s parachute refused to open during a skydiving session. It’s okay to laugh because he lived. Continue reading
YouTube Is Starting To Punish Logan Paul
Logan Paul became a familiar name outside of 3rd grade circles earlier this month when he uploaded a video of himself and friends looking at the body of a man who hung himself in Japan’s Aokigahara forest in (sometimes known as the “suicide forest“). YouTube never removed the video; Logan Paul eventually removed it, and gave two apologies before going on a self-imposed hiatus.
YouTube took their time deciding what to do about Logan Paul, but they’ve finally come to a conclusion. Logan will still be able to upload videos of himself dabbing on them haters, it’s just that now he’ll be paid a little bit less for it.