Logan Paul Got The Shit And Attention He Was Looking For By Proclaiming He’s Going Gay For A Month
Someone didn’t want to be shown up by his brother’s stupid antics…
Turd-brained YouTube creep Logan Paul has never been the person to go to when trying to define the word “appropriate.” This is the hammerhead who tried to bring the lulz by posting footage of what was reportedly a suicide victim’s corpse that his rich, stupid ass stumbled upon in Japan’s Aokigahara forest. Which is why it’s unsurprising that Bleachy thought it would be hilarious to make a New Year’s resolution to “go gay for just one month” on a recent episode of his podcast Impaulsive. (CLEVER.) Equally unsurprising is that some folks were irritated by this. Note to Logan: Before I was married, I was a desperate heifer and would probably have gone out back with that horrifying creature from The Ritual. And I still wouldn’t with you.
In the episode, Paul and his co-host Mike Majlak joked about following one New Year’s resolution per month. The hilarity, it ensues (via US Weekly).
“What is it, Male-Only March?” Paul said. “We’re gonna attempt to go gay for just one month.”
“For one month, and then swing … and then go back,” Majlak clarified.
Right. Just last month, I was knee-deep in vagina for the Christmas season but I swung back to man-ass for the new year. Life is a banquet and most poor suckers are starving to death!
Members of the LGBTQ community, who weren’t just bored or rolling their eyes or asking “who?,” were offended.
“So Logal [sic] Paul is ‘going Gay’ for a month? This idiots [sic] acting like our sexuality is some sort of monthly subscription! Hope he knows once you subscribe you can’t unsubscribe,” one listener tweeted, as another wrote, “he’s not exploring his sexuality. he’s mocking gay men and using the lgbt community as a publicity stunt for views, and on top of that, is promoting the false belief that being gay is a choice to his young and impressionable audience.”
Logan hasn’t quite filmed a PSA against homophobia yet but he did tweet his mea culpa to GLAAD.
very poor choice of words… my fault. let’s get together and talk about it on my podcast next week? https://t.co/Ki8RKgMJOO
— Logan Paul (@LoganPaul) January 12, 2019
Logan was also recently criticized for … tasering dead rats. Let’s leave it there.
Anyway, March is a stupid month to go gay. Do it in the summer when the hot guys who are in no way going to do you are at least in slutty bathing suits to look at.