Category: Lil Xan
Lil Xan Was Detained By Palm Springs PD For Playing Loud Music At An Airbnb
Lil Xan lives a dangerous life. When he’s not inhaling near lethal amounts of Flamin’ Hot Cheetos dust, he’s trying his luck with the Palm Springs PD. According to TMZ, Lil Xan recently purchased a house in Redlands, CA and was planning to move in immediately after finishing a stint in an in-patient rehab facility he’d been at to try to get a handle on his opioid addiction. (Note: As I was finishing up this post, Lil Xan wiped his Instagram account clean. Hopefully that’s an indication that he’s taking his sobriety seriously. TMZ says that before he went to rehab, which he delayed, citing a mix-up with scheduling at the facility, he said he’s dropping the name Lil Xan, short for the Xanax he used to hustle, and going by his real name of Diego.)
When a pipe burst at his house in Redlands, Lil Xan and his “Xanarchy” crew were forced to look elsewhere for a place to lay their lousy beanies. So they took up residence in an Airbnb in Palm Springs.
Noah Cyrus Says Dating Lil Xan Was A “Mistake”
And now for some news that proves that Thanksgiving week only gives us the most important stories…
When it comes to shocking break ups where everyone assumed the couple would be together forever, many names come to mind. Of course the most recent would be Ariana Grande and Pete Davidson, but a classic would also be Britney Spears and Kevin Federline. Another, less publicized but equally epic in terms of it’s love story, was the short-lived whirlwind romance of Noah Cyrus and Soundcloud rapper Lil Xan. The two of them broke up back in September, shocking the world and making Cupid hit the bottle hard as he tried to drown his sorrows of another star-crossed romantic failure. Well he better get himself another bottle of vodka, because Noah is putting a nail in the coffin of her once true love, saying that it was all a “mistake”.
Lil Xan Was Hospitalized For Eating Too Many Flamin’ Hot Cheetos
There’s nothing like a little trip to the hospital to drum up attention on social media. Lil Xan, the mouth breathing child rapper with a face that screams “10 years from now I won’t be able to get that job at Best Buy I so desperately need”, decided to eschew the tried and true excuse of exhaustion and got creative with his trip to the ER. He went with an excuse only his fellow Generation Z’ers could fathom: Near-death by Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.
Noah Cyrus And Lil Xan Have Broken Up Over A Fake Charlie Puth Nude
If you try to Google “the definition of true love” right now, you’ll get an error 404, because it doesn’t exist now that the love between an 18-year-old Cyrus and a 21-year-old human black market Xanax pill with face tattoos is no more.
Billy Ray Cyrus Got A Bong From Noah Cyrus For His Birthday
Billy Ray Cyrus celebrated his 57th birthday over the weekend and he did so with his wife Tish as well as his lesser famous children, Noah and Trace Cyrus. Noah did what all girls who just started dating a guy do, and brought her new boyfriend, rapper Lil Xan to the festivities. Lil Xan, huh?… this is the world we’re in people. This is where we evolved to. We all contributed to this fall in society. We are all to blame.