While the rest of the world speculates about Kim Jong-un‘s recent weight loss in the odd moment they’re not glamour-blinded by the meticulously blow-dried hospital corners of the SpongeBob SquarePants-angled marmot nesting on his head, the latest complaints from the North Korean supreme leader are surprisingly not about the diarrhea tea he may or may not be using to slim down for his summer bikini figure. Kim’s latest rant instead focuses on the vexing South Korean musical import, K-Pop. My guess is that he’s envious of the singers’ glorious heads of swingy hair without a 90-degree angle in sight, but I’ve been wrong before.
Dennis Rodman is in Singapore right now in his capacity as the self-created Goodwill Ambassador of the Trump-Kim The Dear Leader Summit 2018. As such, CNN’s Chris Cuomo interviewed Dennis, live on air, to get his take on the “historic event” and discuss his role in bringing the two leaders together. Nobody invited Dennis. But he just loves North Korea so much that he got himself a sponsor and is on a mission to Make America Great Again by hooking up his two BFFs, Donald Trump and Kim Jong Un. And sadly no, his sponsor isn’t he kind you should get when you’ve had more DUIs than you’ve had career rebounds on the basketball court. His sponsor is Potcoin, a cryptocurrency for weed professionals.