Open Post: Hosted By The Kitty Who Got A Jacked Up Lion Cut

In the last year and a half most of us have seen and/or been the victim of some pretty effed up at-home pandemic haircuts. Luckily, things are getting back to normal and we can return to paying skilled experts hundreds of dollars to cut our hair with professional salon-grade scissors (not the old rusty ones we found in our junk drawer). But even the pros can screw up! A Reddit user who goes by the name GoMooGo recently took their long-haired kitty to a groomer to get a magestic lion cut, and the above picture was the end result. To be fair, who woulda guessed that underneath all that fur were a pair of beautiful feline breasts? Definitely not GoMooGo, who wrote, “This… is not what I was expecting. I can’t stop laughing.” How rude! Continue reading

Kim Jong-un Is Not A K-Pop Fan

While the rest of the world speculates about Kim Jong-un‘s recent weight loss in the odd moment they’re not glamour-blinded by the meticulously blow-dried hospital corners of the SpongeBob SquarePants-angled marmot nesting on his head, the latest complaints from the North Korean supreme leader are surprisingly not about the diarrhea tea he may or may not be using to slim down for his summer bikini figure. Kim’s latest rant instead focuses on the vexing South Korean musical import, K-Pop. My guess is that he’s envious of the singers’ glorious heads of swingy hair without a 90-degree angle in sight, but I’ve been wrong before.

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