Category: Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson’s Ex-Husband Has Finally Moved Out Of Her Montana Cattle Ranch And Bought A Place Of His Own

June 24, 2022 / Posted by:

I don’t know if Kelly Clarkson has a favorite pair of cowboy boots, but if she does I hope they’re steel-toed and were covered in shit when she aimed them squarely at her ex-husband‘s ass and finally kicked that low-life deadbeat off her ranch. Us Weekly reports that Brandon Blackstock has finally moved out of the Montana cattle ranch he and Kelly once shared, but that she bought and paid for, and has moved into a $1.8 million house of his own that Kelly probably also bought and paid for. After months of making outrageous requests for child and spousal support and squatting on her property, Kelly and Brandon’s divorce was finally settled in March with Kelly agreeing to pay Brandon a lump sum of $1.3 million. Sadly, Brandon reportedly had to sell his dog to cover the additional $500K. This is probably why he had the vet tattoo Kelly’s signature on his belly, poor pup.

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Open Post: Hosted By Anne Hathaway Beating Kelly Clarkson At Her Own Game On Her Own Show With Her Own Song

March 23, 2022 / Posted by:

Eternal Theatre Kid, Anne Hathaway, is forever That Girl™ when it comes to musical-type shit. This includes any kind of party game involving songs or theatrics. And during a game of Sing That, Name That Tune against Kelly on The Kelly Clarkson Show, Anne immediately recognized Kelly’s own song and sang it before Kelly had a chance. Nobody should have been surprised by that.

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Kelly Clarkson And Brandon Blackstock Have Finally Settled Their Divorce

March 9, 2022 / Posted by:

I guess you could say that Kelly Clarkson has officially made a Breakaway from her former husband Brandon Blackstock. Listen, it’s a bad joke that barely works, but it was either that or a joke about how she’s Thankful that her marriage to Brandon is over. If I was truly desperate, I might say that she went over her divorce settlement Piece by Piece. There are really only so many Kelly Clarkson albums to work with here. And the point is, that Kelly Clarkson’s schedule is finally a little freer because she isn’t fighting Brandon Blackstock over divorce details anymore.

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Kelly Clarkson Wants To Change Her Name to “Kelly Brianne” And Jokes That She’s “Broken” While Quarantining At Home With Her Kids

February 18, 2022 / Posted by:

Thanks to her contentious divorce from Brandon Blackstock, Kelly Clarkson’s life has changed pretty dramatically during the pandemic.  Now she wants to make another big change: her name. Entertainment Tonight reports that on Monday, Kelly requested to legally change her name to “Kelly Brianne,” which is her first name (duh) and middle name. In court docs, Kelly says she has a “desire” to do this because “my new name more fully reflects who I am.” And who is this updated version of Kelly? Well, if you’ve been watching The Kelly Clarkson Show earlier this week, you’ll know she is a “broken” woman who’s losing her mind while quarantining at home with her kids. Thought and prayers to Kelly Brianne! Continue reading

Kelly Clarkson Won’t Settle With Brandon Blackstock And Plans To Take Their Divorce Fight To Trial

January 26, 2022 / Posted by:

Kelly Clarkson filed for divorce from Brandon Blackstock way back in June 2020. Since then the exes have been locked in a messy battle over money and property. The main issue has been their ranch in Montana. Kelly, who lives in LA with their two kids, wants to sell it. But Brandon wants to stay there cuz he’s too poor to move… apart from the $195,000 per month Kelly pays him in spousal and child support (he actually asked for $436,000, so pour one out for this broke beggar). Earlier this week we learned that Kelly agreed to fork over 5% ownership of the ranch to Brandon. But, according to an Us Weekly source, that’s the last time Kelly’s settling on anything. She’s fully prepared to go to trial to get keep what she deserves.

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Kelly Clarkson Agrees To Give Her Ex Brandon Blackstock 5% Of Their Montana Ranch

January 24, 2022 / Posted by:

For about a year and a half, Kelly Clarkson has been doing everything in her power to get rid of her ex-husband, Brandon Blackstock. Their divorce hasn’t yet been finalized, but a judge awarded her with the distinction of being able to say she’s legally single. And, she’s been trying to evict Brandon from the ranch they shared in Montana. But no matter how much she sang,  “Breeeeaaaakaway from my ranch“, it wasn’t working, and Brandon stayed put. After a ton of fighting over their place in Montana, it looks like Kelly and Brandon have finally come to an agreement, even if it means Kelly has to fork over 5% ownership of the ranch.

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