Category: Jake Paul
YouTuber Jackass Jake Paul Had A Massive Party As California Coronavirus Cases Continue To Rise
23-year-old Jake Paul strikes again. This idiot has had a fake wedding, which ended in a fake fight, filmed himself driving blindfolded, and was accused of using the Black Lives Matter protests to loot. And this jag-hole has hit the controversy circuit once more. This time for throwing a huge party at his Calabasas, CA mansion on Saturday as coronavirus cases in Southern California spike. A rich douche who constantly causes public disturbances and never faces real repercussions continues to be reckless and stupid?! I am bewildered!
John Cusack Shared A Video Of Police Attacking Him As He Protested In Chicago
Like many, many people across the country and even the world, John Cusack is protesting for Black Lives Matter and against police brutality after the police killing of George Floyd. John protested last night in Chicago, where he’s from and lives, and showed us that even the star of The Journey of Natty Gan is getting shit from the police. The way that this year has been going, seeing the headline “John Cusack Attacked By The Police While Protesting” isn’t even the wildest headline you’ll see this hour.
Gigi Hadid Called Jake Paul “Ugly” and “Irrelevant” While Defending Zayn Malik
In “Parents, come and get your fucking brats” news, there is a new feud to roll your eyes to this weekend and it comes in the form of Jake Paul vs. Zayn Malik vs. Gigi Hadid. Now, I’m old. I had to Google Jake Paul because I thought he was another person with the same job description and completely forgettable, punchable face. Turns out, I was thinking of his brother Logan Paul, who, surprisingly, has yet to enter the ring of this all-star mud-slinging match. Logan is the douche who filmed a suicide victim, and Jake is the douche who filmed himself doing the #BirdBoxChallenge while driving a car, among other shit.
Once I got over the initial embarrassment of mistaking Logan for Jake, I did my damndest to follow along to the vicious tweets, complete with eight-grade level name-calling, to try to understand what these children were fighting about. I say, what “they” were fighting about…as usual, Zayn just sat there and ate his food while his ex-girlfriend turned rumored new girlfriend, Gigi, stood by her man and defended his legacy as a “respectful king” (ugh, fucking hell).
There Are 66k People Who Paid Actual Money To Watch That YouTuber Wedding, But Don’t Worry: They’re Getting Their Money Back
Yesterday, we posted about that (most likely fake) trash bag wedding between YouTubers Jake Paul and Tana Mongeau? I’m talking about the wedding that was 10 minutes long, half an hour late and came complete with a staged brawl? It’s now being reported that there were people who literally paid money in exchange for seeing those romantic nuptials described above. Well, these idiots are lucky, because someone up in the Heavens decided to let them catch a break for their poor choices, and those people are eligible to get their money back because the wedding sucked that badly.
Those YouTubers’ “Wedding” Ended In A Not-At-All Staged Fight
If you enjoy YouTuber Jake Paul, then what is wrong with you?!Because I don’t understand the allure of this 22-year-old uber-douche-bro who looks like if Eminem was cloned and has his DNA spliced with a sweat-stained Ed Hardy t-shirt and a soft jawline. But anyway, this douchebag got married last night and it was totally real and not just a PR grab. It was a total shit-show complete with an Oprah Winfrey impersonator!
YouTuber Jake Paul Filmed The #BirdBoxChallenge And Nobody Was Amused
If you’re into mindless drivel created by people we’ll one day refer to as “Who?” then please head over to YouTube and check out Jake Paul, younger brother of the just-as-dumb Logan Paul. With their combined powers the two of them annoy the masses for likes and followers, and recently Jake has come under fire for participating in the #BirdBoxChallenge, based on the movie, of course. The challenge encourages people to wear blindfolds and throw themselves into hazardous situations like driving a car. Yes, this fool actually blindfolded himself and drove a car.