Category: Hair
Open Post: Hosted By Sharon Osbourne’s New White Hair
The makers of kidney bean red hair dye are probably crying a million oceans today (something Sharon Osbourne probably can’t physically due to her latest facelift), because one of their #1 customers is done with them. For now, anyway. Sharon is done with slathering her hair with dark red paint and has now embraced the “evil stepmother in a community theater production of Cinderella” look.
Open Post: Hosted By Miley Cyrus’ Modern Mullet
Miley Cyrus can barely take a shit without telling the whole world about its size, weight, and texture. And apparently, the same is true of her hair. Miley’s mom Tish Cyrus gave her a haircut, the end result of which people are calling a “modern mullet”. Tish posted the initial cut on Instagram. Miley herself has actually been laying off the Instagram overshares in recent weeks. Her most recent post (stories not included) was all the way back on November 4th! If Trish hadn’t shown proof of life with that haircut post, I would have worried she was buried in a ditch somewhere, deep enough that she didn’t have a data connection. As it is, Miley’s alive and well and has a new doo. We finally have a reason to give thanks as we gather around the holiday table tomorrow.
Adam Duritz Shaved Off His Signature Dreadlocks
We’ve covered some earth shattering haircuts here on Dlisted. There was the time Mickey Rourke cut his hair and suddenly looked like Channing Tatum morphed with Daniel Craig, aka HIGHLY FUCKABLE. There was also the time Justin Bieber shaved his shaggy dog shaggy do and served lone gunman realness. And the image of a newly shorn Pamela Anderson sent shivers down our spines with her uncanny resemblance to Anderson Cooper. But this one, this one will rock you to your core. Counting Crows front man Adam Duritz shaved his head. I’ll give you a moment to process this unbelievable information.
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Watching Prince William Go Bald Traumatized Rob Lowe
You’d think one the greatest traumatic moments of Rob Lowe’s life would be squandering his St. Elmo’s Fire fame by starring in the TV movie Square Dance as an intellectually challenged boy and getting universally panned, but it’s not. What really traumatized Rob was watching Prince William’s hair fall out. I guess there’s no age limit to being a vain, petty pretty-boy. According to Daily Mail, while promoting a new show on ITV where he plays an American cop in England, Rob was asked if he thought he was more or less vain than your average British man. Apparently, that delightfully shady question was just what was needed to get Rob to take the bait.
Justin Bieber Has Shaved His Head
They’ve barely been married a month, yet Hailey Baldwin’s sobering influence has already made an indelible mark on Justin Bieber. Gone are the wispy “Barbie doll that has seen some shit” strands of gold that once enveloped Justin’s head like the mane of a jaundiced lion with rickets and mange. Justin Bieber has shaved his head. According to People, Justin posted his transformation yesterday in an Instagram story, when just a few months ago he had vowed he’d never cut his hair again. He said he was going to grow it down to his toes. He lied.
Faye Dunaway Reportedly Had A Hair Salon Showdown
The weave workers at a snooty NYC salon must not have realized they were applying pony hair to the scalp of one half of Bonnie and Clyde the other day, because they overcharged her (according to Faye Dunaway) and she blew a gasket. Don’t they know screen legends pay with their presence?! Continue reading