Justin Bieber Has Shaved His Head

October 31, 2018 / Posted by:

They’ve barely been married a month, yet Hailey Baldwin’s sobering influence has already made an indelible mark on Justin Bieber. Gone are the wispy “Barbie doll that has seen some shit” strands of gold that once enveloped Justin’s head like the mane of a jaundiced lion with rickets and mange. Justin Bieber has shaved his head. According to People, Justin posted his transformation yesterday in an Instagram story, when just a few months ago he had vowed he’d never cut his hair again. He said he was going to grow it down to his toes. He lied.

Here’s Justin’s new look.

I guess Justin no longer subscribes to the adage “the higher the hair, the closer to God”. Or maybe it was just because Hailey was sick of picking the nits out of his hair every night before bed. People says that the last time Justin shaved his head was when he decided to get rid of the dreadlocks he was wearing in 2016, perhaps because they were unpopular with fans.

Bieber addressed his fans’ expressions of dislike towards the hairstyle in a video posted on Instagram that year writing, “Being weird is fun’ if you r not weird I don’t like you.”

We are so #blessed to co-exist with this sublime wordsmith right here on earth, in our lifetimes. Never forget how lucky you are. And so we must bid a fond adieu to Justin’s not unimpressive collection of headbands. Go ahead and play this as you scroll.

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So majestic. They will be missed. Services will be held wherever fine bandanas are sold.

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